Battle of Mid

a usually tedious event when two mediocre forgettable sports teams face each other

The Chicago Bears and Washington Commanders/Commies played each other on Thursday Night Football, it was the Battle of Mid.

by thegreengardener October 15, 2022

love battle

When 2 guys put on glow in the dark condoms and use their dicks as lightsabers

Carl and Simon had a love battle last night we ran out of glow in the dark condoms

by Phoenix 123 August 7, 2020

Battle Chat

To chat back and forth in a quick fashion and to send a response before your partner can respond to your last question

Battle Chat see below
Rhonda

9:53 Chattee or Chatter?

9:53 At the SAME time means no waiting

9:53 I only have you to chat with presently and I get bored FAST.

9:53 I can send like 10 chats in less than a half minute

9:53 want me to show you how?

9:53 I can you know?

9:53 If you are gone too long you will have like a book here when you get back

9:53 Then you will never catch up with me.

9:53 It will be like having a DVR in the chat room, except you didn't press pause.

9:53 you'll just have to rewind it when you get back but then you aren't really in LIVE mode anymore and you will always be like 2 minutes behind me in the conversation

9:53 I guess since this is TOTALLY a one sided conversation at this point it doesn't really matter.

9:53 Where the hell did you go? To the bathroom?

Wendy
9:54 omg

9:54 ur crazy tech lady

9:54 no i cant keep up

by Rhondaho January 22, 2009

stand battle

when 2 teams go head to head facing each other having a dance battle

Dancing Dolls and Purple Diamonds were having a stand battle

by flexibile s July 4, 2018

Comment Battle

A quarrel between two people over the internet, that normally turns out to be completely meaningless.
The argument is usually settled by one side's realization of the pointlessness and stops replying, either that or one person blocks the other.

What? X-Box is better than PS3?? I hope hes prepared to have a comment battle.

by DaUnknown2BComical1 February 18, 2011

penis battle

The true battle between two guys. Two erected penises smash each other and try to make another penis eject and become flaccid first. The first penis becomes flaccid is the loser. The winner can steal his girlfriend.

Guys who good at penis battle as known as penis battler.

I want to steal your girlfriend! Let's penis battle!

by memefan May 21, 2018

Battle Log

A person that disconnects half way through a fight.

Usually interpreted with the name 'Nathan'.

"who battle logged?"
"Nathan"

by 821abuQ February 16, 2021