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a barrel full of smashed assholes

1. Used to denote a foul visual appearance; Ugly. 2. to indicate a repugnant odor; often includes the word 'unwiped'. 3.a large quantity of drunken buffoons; may indicate anger and/or cockiness. 4. May indicate anger or cockiness for an individual where appropriate.
"Gene's dog was uglier than a barrel full of smashed assholes."

"When Sheila came home from the cattle auction, she smelled like a barrel full of unwiped smashed assholes."

"Murphy's pub had a barrel full of smashed assholes."

"I've had enough of your attitude, Smitty. You're as fun as a barrel full of smashed assholes."
by Lauren P. August 11, 2005
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Fuck Barrel

Noun
-a situation in which there is no good, or at least a difficult outcome. Often brough upon one's self by an act of stupidity.
A fuck barrel may also simply be a horrible situation.

Alternatively
Fuck Barreling is a verb, usually ending in someone being Fuck Barreled. (adj)
See examples given.
Ex. 1, Noun
"That asshole was packing shit into a Uhaul, but started packing things infront of him, soon he couldn't even get out of the damn truck. He was in such a Fuck Barrel."

Ex. 2 Noun
"Man, my folks died, finals are in a week and my girlfriend left me. I am in such a fuck barrel."

Ex. 3 Verb
"I didn't do any research or homework and now I have to cram for my test tomorrow, I seem to always be fuck barreling myself like this."

Ex. 4 Adj
"I was on a roof replacing shingles, when a dog started getting into the garbage. So I kicked down the ladder on him to scare him away. I then realized I was quite fuck barreled."
by Colin Ohnemus December 12, 2008
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barrel rolo

Two Hershey's Rolo candies that come out of the package stuck together base-to-base as to resemble a barrel.
Do a barrel rolo!
by rickrolo'd August 19, 2009
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Gun Barrel City

A city with the coolest name in the entire state of Texas. Found somewhat southeast of Dallas.
Dude, where did you find that girl?

She lives in Gun Barrel City!
by stopcallingmeshirley December 23, 2010
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ice barrage

a pwnage/ballin spell on runescape that only cool/ballin/ownage it is on the ancient spell book it freezes people and can hit multi people with a big ice block or some gay star from an update
yo twink lover3 and xl uriel xl pwn since they can barrage person 1 says "yo man holy shit these noobs are good" uriel says "stfu smd" twink says "yo ice barrage is ballin bitch!"
person 1 "oh no i got k0ed"
by Twink lover3 June 27, 2008
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barracuda

A promiscuous, sexually aggressive woman, someone who takes a traditionally masculine approach to getting laid - less interested in a committed relationship, more interested in having the sex and walking away in pursuit of the next score. Consequently, such a woman quickly gains a reputation for her sometimes devastating effects on the men she sleeps with.
Jo-Anne's great for a laugh and a night of passion, dude, but don't get emotionally hung up on her, she's a real barracuda.
by aum108 March 21, 2010
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Do a Barrel Roll

The command to make the Google search page to rotate 360 degrees on it's own.
"types "do a barrel roll" in google search"
"pages rotates on it's own"
"user going o_o"
by Ren97 November 3, 2011
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