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nineteenth base

Nineteenth base is when you bite someone's balls off and stick it up your butt at exactly 10:17 am in a physics lecture at the front of the classroom while simultaneously touching the TA's areolae and solving a very very hard physics problem involving heat transfer of energy, kinematics and forces. All while drinking a extra large coffee - double double from mcdonalds that you got for free because you stole it because you're a naughty boy.
Wow, this morning I got to nineteenth base with my professor! Everyone loved it!
by naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan November 9, 2017
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openly based

To say something so retarded that its unbelievably funny.
"This Country Is Doomed it is doomed, Not Just Because Of African Americans" - a REAL openly based Joe Biden quote
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1/2 base

Girl 1: "So what have you done?"
Girl 2: "Done?"
Girl 1: "Like...bases."
Girl 2: "Oh! 1/2 base, first base and second base."
by grizzy411 July 26, 2012
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by Thomas Leone October 18, 2009
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46th Base

The act of having sex with a cimputer, whil you have the computer talkin through 'text-to-speech' saying "oh floppy disk! Oh floppy disk!"
Guy 1: I went to 46th base last night
Guy 2: Poor computer...
by Cancer Tumors February 12, 2009
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1st base

After I got to first base with Jess, i found her gum in my mouth.
by Nick July 10, 2004
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23rd base

You've reached a point in life where few have gone -- ultimate boredom.
Guy : Dude I reached 23rd base..
Walls of a room : ....
Guy : Ya dude, I was speechless too.
by Tyrean November 11, 2008
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