soggy balloon

The act of spunking on a dildo and placing it up your ass hole.

Boy1: Hey i done a soggy balloon to my girlfriend last night.

Boy2: Well done, i bet it was well sticky!

by Kess Piffington October 24, 2017

Squeaky Balloon

When u blow someone’s ass up with air and pull their butt checks apart until it makes a high pitched squeaking sound

I gave Samantha a squeaky balloon and boy did her butthole squeak when I spread those cheeks apart

by Joshua Dark June 14, 2020

bed balloon

latex balloon used in small parties for consenting adults, usually of just two people. a condom.

hold your horses, dear, I've just got to get the bed balloon on.

by narikin August 17, 2008

Fun Balloons

Another word for boobies

They also see the future

Flip: Hey I wanna see the future, may I use your fun balloons?

Juera: No they are mine... I will look for you

by NeverYouMindBuddy December 15, 2010

Balloon cooter

Tight at entry point but expands or gets very loose as you go further.

Tiffany definitely has a balloon cooter!

by Antlet7261 September 17, 2021

Balloon Time

1. Time for balloons, celebrated by people who work at the carnival 2. A brand of a helium balloon set.

Person: "I have not yet had my daily amount of helium....maybe I should go to the carnival and celebrate balloon time.

by Evil October 18, 2003

beef balloon

the result of someone who farts and(or) shards in an inflated baloon and "lets it loose" in the face of the one they love

dude1-did you just give me a beef balloon?
dude2-yeah,so.
dude1-you fag!

by Quaid Farmer January 15, 2009