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bed balloon

latex balloon used in small parties for consenting adults, usually of just two people. a condom.
hold your horses, dear, I've just got to get the bed balloon on.
by narikin August 17, 2008
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soggy balloon

The act of spunking on a dildo and placing it up your ass hole.
Boy1: Hey i done a soggy balloon to my girlfriend last night.

Boy2: Well done, i bet it was well sticky!
by Kess Piffington October 24, 2017
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Balloon Time

1. Time for balloons, celebrated by people who work at the carnival 2. A brand of a helium balloon set.
Person: "I have not yet had my daily amount of helium....maybe I should go to the carnival and celebrate balloon time.
by Evil October 18, 2003
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Balloon cooter

Tight at entry point but expands or gets very loose as you go further.
Tiffany definitely has a balloon cooter!
by Antlet7261 September 17, 2021
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Fun Balloons

Flip: Hey I wanna see the future, may I use your fun balloons?

Juera: No they are mine... I will look for you
by NeverYouMindBuddy December 15, 2010
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ben balloon

BEN BALLOON WAS THE SIDEKICK OF POPULAR 1960'S CARTOON CHARACTER FRANK HYDRANT. BALLOON WAS DRAWN AS A BASTARDIZED DEPICTION OF A HOT AIR BALLOON OF THE TIME. A TIMELESS CLASSIC IN THE ANNALS OF COMICS.
"HEY!!! I'M BEN BALLOON" SAID BEN BALLOON TO HIS MENTOR FRANK HYDRANT, WHO HAD 4 HOSE HOOKUPS AND THE FIREMEN LOVED HIM.
by SATAN'S INFIDEL April 15, 2017
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beef balloon

the result of someone who farts and(or) shards in an inflated baloon and "lets it loose" in the face of the one they love
dude1-did you just give me a beef balloon?
dude2-yeah,so.
dude1-you fag!
by Quaid Farmer January 15, 2009
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