The absolute greatest substance known to mankind or any other civilization. Bacon can be used to solve any problem big or small. World hunger/your hunger, world peace, AIDS, SIDS, etc. However if you are a douchebag, asshole, dipshit, psychobitch, or any other kind of despicable human being eating bacon won't solve that, but you'll still get a delicious treat.
Leader of a Country #1: What are we gonna do about all these starving people?
Leader of a Country #2: Let them eat bacon.
Leader of a Country #2: Let them eat bacon.
by rumpunchtweaker45 July 20, 2011
The act of owning someone or something using large amounts of heat, fire, grease, or all of the above.
by Varatil April 27, 2007
noun- an extremely loose, flappy vagina with several layers that resembles a limited time offer at a certain fast food joint run by "The King". It is cousin to the "Big Montana"
by Brodalayheehoo October 09, 2007
by Darkesy June 02, 2009
by biglevi May 19, 2009
Devo - Mongoloid
mongoloid he was a mongoloid
happier than you and me
mongoloid he was a mongoloid
and it determined what he could see
mongoloid he was a mongoloid
one chromosome too many
mongoloid he was a mongoloid
and it determined what he could see
and he wore a hat
and he had a job
and he brought home the bacon
so that no one knew
mongoloid he was a mongoloid
his friends were unaware
mongoloid he was a mongoloid
nobody even cared
mongoloid he was a mongoloid
happier than you and me
mongoloid he was a mongoloid
and it determined what he could see
mongoloid he was a mongoloid
one chromosome too many
mongoloid he was a mongoloid
and it determined what he could see
and he wore a hat
and he had a job
and he brought home the bacon
so that no one knew
mongoloid he was a mongoloid
his friends were unaware
mongoloid he was a mongoloid
nobody even cared
by inyoureface November 26, 2005