This is when you are naked from the waist down wearing super thick boots. You then stand on the toilet to take a shit because you are afraid that an australian sized spider will crawl up and bite you on the ass.
"Sara saw a video online of a giant spider swimming in the toilet after some Australian flushed. Now she only takes a shitty australian when she has to poop."
by The Dark Naga March 4, 2015
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by Tea Ray May 15, 2015
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(Girls sniff armpits)
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(Girls lift one leg high and bend over taking a sniff)
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Girl 2: Australian armpit check!
(Girls lift one leg high and bend over taking a sniff)
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Aussie Waiter(serving australian lemonade): Well, you get Sprite you fucking American.
Aussie Waiter(serving australian lemonade): Well, you get Sprite you fucking American.
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