aussie rules

n. Only the best bleeding football game on the planet mate! Bunch of tall blokes elbowing each other in the spleens then hammering an inflated sheep’s bladder between a forest of upright posts or near enough to make no mind for either three points or nine. Also a straightforward set of laws designed to keep dangerous lunatics off God’s soil so they cannot imperil the grans.

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I find your aussie rules is so confusing for me.

It’s only a bleeding tic box mate. Have you been away from home in the last fortnight, yes or no?

by gnostic3 January 12, 2022

Aussie 1,2,3

When referring to Australian slang, don't be boring. Use Aussie 1,2, and 3 instead of a person.

Aussie 1: AUSTRALIA!
Aussie 2: shut up wanker
Aussie 3: Bloody oath Aussie 2!

Aussie 1: we are so cool for using Aussie 1,2,3

by Stabbingcheetah87 May 31, 2022

Aussie Nausey

Jungle Fever for Australians.

Sarah became Aussie Nausey after her trip to the Outback.

by brazie420 December 8, 2021

Will Smith (Aussie addition)

To go for a "Slap" (Aussie colloquial) meaning to play slot machines at casinos and pubs.

"After this round, do you wanna go for a Will Smith (Aussie addition)?"

"Nah mate you go ahead, I'll do a Jada Pinkett Smith and sit back and watch you lose the plot"

by Trent the concreature March 30, 2022

Aussie Smooth Hound

When someone with no teeth gives you a blowjob,

Named after the Australian Gummy Shark and reading too much Hentai

"Whew!~ My partner gave me an Aussie Smooth Hound last night."

by Dr.DoubleButt October 1, 2021

Aussie

Originating from Australia. Aussies can swear, say g'day m8, ride motorcycles regardless of age and call their dog Rover even if it isn't called that

"G'day, mate! Lovely day to throw some shrimp on the barbie, eh?"
"Why do you speak like that?"
"'Cause I'm Aussie, ya fuckin' cunt!"

by Not Your Local Drug Dealer July 28, 2021

Aussy

When she be living in Australia

"Yo, Did you know Jennifer's friend lives in Australia?"
"and?"
"Bro, She got that Aussy"

by sugglenarder August 5, 2021