Asshat

a hat that is wiped upon one's dirty buttocks and then given to some clueless jerk to wear; also, the person wearing said hat.

He dumped her via email on Valentine's Day, what an asshat!

by penelope453 November 18, 2014

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A person who clowns around or who may act like an asshole but dont deserve that much credit

That guy was being a major asshat.

by HotMia October 29, 2018

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A term commonly used by head mechanics. Describing where objects should be retrieved from.

" AssHat"

" Where do you expect me to find a new bus? Pull it outta my Asshat!"

by Yummymummy4 August 9, 2016

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Asshat is a term used by a very pissed off person usually yelling at another person, face to face or online.

Asshat could also be known as a more aggressive term of Butthead

(Online)
You - Hah you're such a noob!
Me - SHUT IT YA FEKIN ASSHAT!

(Face to Face)
You - You're so annoying!
Me - Your such an asshat!

by SatanIsMahDad December 7, 2019

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One who has his head up his ass, therefore appearing to wear his ass as a hat.

What an asshat!

by Jeanien May 24, 2017

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asshat (noun)

Definition:
1. A person so astoundingly arrogant, clueless, or incompetent that their head is effectively wedged so far up their own (or someone else’s) ass it doubles as a hat.
2. Someone who deserves a high five… in the face… with a chair.

Traits:
• Oblivious to reality.
• Loud with opinions, quiet with actual solutions.
• Often seen in politics, bureaucracy, or management positions.

Proverb 🏛️

“Those who can’t do… teach.
Those who can’t teach… go into politics.
Those who can’t do politics… wear an asshat.”

— Canadian Dad Wisdom™

“Canada’s leadership is less a government, more a runway show of asshats strutting their latest policy disasters.”

by FedUpCanadian August 17, 2025

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