Archie

In the cartoon world, Archie is A one eyed fly that lands on the horse poo 💩 hole in order to feast. Fighting all of the other little flys to get his sacred food to bring back to his larva which was also build on by poop.

I heard all the little boys get beat up by Archie want to be him.

by Hootersboobers November 08, 2022

Archie

Archie is brunette, with blue eyes and usually has a lot of acne. He usually has a blonde gf and loves rugby. Sometimes part aboriginal and tall. He is very fit especially on the thighs. Usually hates class and is extremely overprotective of his gf.

Is that Archie and his new gf?

Wow, I didn’t expect that

by June 11, 2022

Archie

Cooler than: Griddia
Cooler than: Big Sam
Cooler than: Little Sam
Cooler than: Erin Smelly Malik
Cooler than: Nathan Sexy Isherwood
Cooler than: Stinky Idiot Molly (Moudly)
Cooler than: Emo Maiya
Cooler than: Christian Cutie Eccles
Cooler than: Standing Up Adam
Cooler than: Fin (The Fucking GOAT)
Cooler than: Kathleen (Spewns Sugarr)

Archie is the fucking GOAT bro. You wish that you knew him

by Guy With Legs February 05, 2024

Archie

The tiniest man alive, like I'm talking microscopic, like I'm talking you could step on him with your toe, he is a pretty cool guy though.

WARNING: If you meet Archie you may end up with neck pain from looking at him too much.

Person 1: Archie is so tiny that I just want to stomp on him, but I heard he likes that.

by YeetusCleetusDetus April 09, 2023

Archie

Archie instantly gets girls wet with his massive penis. His mullet shake is so sexy yet his penis is so hard

Damn Archie got me wet

by Ahdhdhdhbdbd November 24, 2021

Archie

He is a bong eyed boy with no friends lol 😆

Archie the no friend bong eyed kid had no people who like him

by Stuoid June 04, 2022

Archie

fucking solid geeza pulls all the birds has a massive cock but is short and is sick at every spirt he plays

(archie)”heyyyooo”
(the fittys) “hey”
(archie)”your fit”
(the fittys)”you too wanna come round mine later maybe we can you know”

(archie)”sorry got training”

(the fittys)”what do you play”
(archie)”fucking every thing”

by penisman91 August 16, 2021