Get the Andres mug.Name usually given to a male. He is tall, dark, handsome, and is usually around 7in on a bad day. He always be pullon bitches and fucked everyone you know (even the guys but no-homo). He is also funny as fuck. His hobbies consist of cyberbullying bisexual women and gay men, beating the fuck outta his dick till his leg goes numb, and fucking bitches.
Female: OMG, Andres' dick is sooo big that I can't even recognize my pussy anymore ;)
Female #2: UGH! I wanted to fuck him but he said I was too ugly! Im gonna fucking KMS!
Female #2: UGH! I wanted to fuck him but he said I was too ugly! Im gonna fucking KMS!
by FACTS 101 April 14, 2017
Get the Andres mug.A Male whom quite doesnt understand that not a soul on this wretched plant likes him. The Andre in question is annoying, borderline retarded, has a thing for ankles and enjoys licking the dirt underneath my boot. Most people find Andre alright at first but then quickly realise they're dealing with an Andre.
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Get the Andre mug.Definitely the best man in this world! Besides his amazing looks, he's also super strong. Andre is a ladies man, but when it comes down to it, he only cares for his girl. He treats ladies and his elders with complete respect. He has his moments of doubts but he gets through them pretty well. There ain't a word out there to describe how AMAZING he is. Amazing and perfect are just under statements when trying to describe him. Every girl wishes they had Andre and all the guys wish they could be him.
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Get the Andre mug.Andres is a poo poo head and I'm really surprised anyone would like him to be honest. He's a broke bitch and sucks too much dick at times. Andres, you a hoe.
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