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alligation

An assertion dat labels you as nuthin' but a slinking toothy reptile.
Lyle Crocodile suffered a lot of untrue alligations due to prejudiced folks' just automatically assuming dat he was a fearsome savage people-eater.
by QuacksO May 12, 2022
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Beaten with an alligator

When a guy gets his penis stuck in a plastic you alligator and beats a chick in the face. To properly be beaten with an alligator you must he wearing alligator boots.
He is into some freaky shit. Ever since I have met him all he talks about is me being beaten with an alligator.
by Shshssbbs June 8, 2015
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alligator

Alligator, a type of dog native to Florida. A Florida man 𝙢𝙪𝙨𝙩 pet, grab, or punch an alligator to be recognized.
“Dude, you should have seen how John handled the Florida Man acceptance test.”
“What did he do?”
“He pet an alligator like it was a dog.”
“You dumbass, alligators are basically dogs for Florida men, so of course he treated it like one!”
by Zesty Croc May 28, 2023
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alligator in the cargo bay

A task that was taken on and solved out of a desire to take initiative at work. This is a reference to an episode of The Orville in which Captain Ed Mercer asks Bortus what he has been working on, and Bortus replies that there is an alligator in the cargo bay, but he has crushed it with a chair.
Did I fix the SQL injection vulnerability? Of course, it's an alligator in the cargo bay!
by ekolis January 30, 2020
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Alabamian Alligator

You have sex with your cousin, and leave a very long log of shit in the bathtub.
Did you hear how Steve gave Cindy an Alabamian Alligator
by AlagatorBama982 December 11, 2024
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Alligator arms

Man that alligator. Got two arms.OMG Alligator arms
by I shall not pass February 12, 2020
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alligator scooping fork

What to call ur ex bf when u shove him in the pool
I shoved him in da pool and called him an alligator scooping fork
by Becky000000010001 March 9, 2017
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