alley scrounging

exploring your neighborhood's alleys, parks, abandoned parking lots, construction sites, etc, finding "usable" junk (furniture, statues, CD's, etc...), then selling said junk at your own yard sale

alley scrounging tbbh is more fun and educational to me, than let's say an Easter egg hunt.

by Sexydimma October 17, 2016

rats' alley

Though commonly misconceived as the anal canal through which gerbils at times migrate, a la Richard Gere (that region is better termed "gerbils' boulevard of broken dreams"), rats' alley is a horse of another color. Rats' alley is, in point of fact, not only the anal canal, but also the oral, vaginal, optical, nasal, auditory, wound-ary, navel, penile, areolar, carpal, and phallangular canals through which rats at times not only migrate but defecate upon.

"Did you see all the rats in Julia Roberts' rats' alley last night? She looked like that girl from Indiana Jones!"
-Steven Spielberg

by The Phantom Menace November 20, 2007

Meet the Chimps in the Alley

White Nationalist slang for lynching. Typically used to intimidate black people.

Person 1: We'll bring our guns to the rally, and meet the chimps in the alley!
Person 2: Hell Yeah Brother, 1488!

by saggydeernuts June 15, 2022

bowling alley Vaseline

The Vaseline in the bowling alley pro shop.

I saw the bowling alley Vaseline at the pro shop at me local bowling alley.

by babypiratesnapchat2 February 1, 2023

back alley blitz

to fuck someone in the alleyways behind a building

"Yo wanna have some back alley blitz tonight"

"Ew no im not having sex in public"

by Hehe I cheated March 10, 2021

Back alley lolly

When you are getting head and they pop a finger in your ass. Best with a prostate massage.

Also known as a Plum Plucker, Civil War or North vs South

Dude my girl was giving me a back alley lolly and I came so hard.

by Nick Fukqu November 3, 2022

Down Ugly Alley

When you're on Tinder and you hit a run of six or more Uggos in succession.

I was on Tinder and got caught Down Ugly Alley

by Thebeastwithtwobacks August 1, 2023