Team Abercrombie

A group of males charactarized by excessive cologne, jeans that appear to have been attacked by sasquach, and often a relentless love for the bullshit techno their store insists on blarings throughout the entire mall. They often have their own 'abercrombie' parties where the Justin Timberlake cd is purposely placed on repeat, and the members of team Abercrombie engage in drinking several hardcore beverages..like mai tais and pina coladas, as they exchange hilarious gossip about the hideous fashion taste of the Stock Room Crew.

In addition, they will often seek out your girlfriend, considering, i mean, like, who wouldn't want a boy with a perfect shag haircut and jeans suitable for a man battling the harsh reality of the streets. annnnd, i mean shit.. he makes-- what? $5 an hour? who could resist
bro, watch out... Team Abercrombie is all over your girl! step up nigga!

nah nah nah. Team Abercrombie can take the bitch home. their wieners don't work anyway, on account of the 'roids.
by Miss Parker, mmhmm September 03, 2006
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Abercrombie Zombie

One of the many (millions) of clones and mindless copies of one another who can't think for themselves, so they shop at Abercrombie & Fitch in order to try and give meaning to their empty lives. What they need is to be able to make their own decisions, based on what they really like and need, not what they think that people will like them for.
by Kris April 25, 2003
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Abercrombie & Fitch

A casual, lifestyle clothing brand. Either discriminated against or loved. There is no compromise. 'Individuals', 'goths', 'emos', 'skaters' usually hate A&F due to it's over-priced and plain clothing. Also, there is a growing dislike for the thumping 'media-driven shit' being played in the shop. Many people such as 'preps', 'jocks', 'bimbos', 'posers' wear A&F. I do not agree with any of the terms in inverted commas, but merely repeating commonly used stereotypes. I personally have a few A&F products, and Hollister but not because i want to 'fit in' or 'be popular', but because i saw it in the shop and decided I liked it. Big deal? Don't think so. I wear what I want to wear, regardless of the make, label, design or colour. A&F is a clothing make, not an excuse to hate. If I saw a goth i wouldn't immediately deduce that he/she listens to metal or slits their wrists? So what gives other people the right to judge A&F wearers?
Person 1- Oh my god. Why are you wearing Abercrombie & Fitch? You're just trying to fit in with the in-style crowd, why not be an individual for fuck sake, dress to your own satisfactions. Conformity is the basis of high school

Person 2 - I bought it because it was in a sale and I like it, i wear whatever I want, not everyone who wears A&F is a poser man.

Person 1 - Sorry man, *shake hands*
by HJManson August 13, 2009
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abercrombie zero

A really skinny person (usually a girl) who is a teen or in their 20's. The term is used to describe someone who can fit into a size 0 pair of jeans made by Abercrombie because the Abercrombie size zero jeans are tiny.
Jealous Girl #1: Ugh look at Becky she is soooo skinny! I wish I looked like her!
Jealous Girl #2: I know! She must be an abercrombie zero!
by abercrombie8 May 10, 2008
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Abercrombie & Fitch

An overpriced clothing store that markets to young teens and college kids. Most of the clothes are pre wrinkled and torn. For some reason, nothing ever fits right because the store only wants people who are really buff(guys) or twig-like(girls) to wear their clothes. There is often a giant blown up picture of a male model who is not wearing any Abercrombie & Fitch clothes or any clothes at all. The store is so expensive that it even makes me feel bad when my dad buys me something from there.
Guy 1: "Do you like my new Abercrombie & Fitch jeans"?
Guy 2: "Yeah, but they're so torn!"
Guy 1: "I know!, I payed $200 for them."
Guy 2: "Awesome, wanna makeout?"
Guy 1: "Sure!"
by abercrombie sucks July 11, 2008
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Abercrombie and Fitch

A retail line where if they suddenly decided that breathing wasn't cool, half the people in this world, especially the preps, would die.
Wow, that article on Abercrombie and Fitch is so cool..that anorexic girl is having unprotected sex on a snowy mountain while riding an elk!
by kewltrunkz January 13, 2005
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abercrombie redneck

teenage males, usually in the southern united states, who are fans of the preppy/country style of clothing.
if you're wearing a pink polo, wranglers and cowboy boots, you're probably an abercrombie redneck.
by catacate August 12, 2007
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