Zoe, a person who steals everybody's manz. No one can love anyone because of her dark humor. Every boy loves her. Which takes away her friends chances
by Zoe is MEAN. December 6, 2019

my math teach sat me down and told me to be friends with this bitch and i was like fuck it ig and now we have been friends for four years and I don't know how to get rid of her help me oH JESUS SHES COMING FOR ME EVERYONE RUN
everyone hid zoe is coming and i think she is about to reject us cause shes emo or something (stares knowingly)
by toasterbutt January 2, 2022

Zoe: stop following me
by Bunny kookie April 2, 2019

will give u blowjob, fuck u, make out with you, handjob, let u squish her nonexistent tits, smell her feet for yall freaky foot people, or whatever wierd fetish u have. aka BITCH A HOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE and is most likely freakishly blonde, like its actually scary and concerning how blonde she is.
by thicc chungus March 26, 2019

Zoe... Hm, where to start is the main question.
Well, she's clever, funny, kind, caring, thoughtful and just all around epic- a true epic gamer. Not only is Zoe an epic gamer but she is also a certified therapist. Despite what a Zoe might say when interrogated, they are always therapists, and good ones too. Basically if anything is worrying you, go to her.
Not only this, but she also manages to look epic while doing all of this.
However, she is a bully. Not cool Zoe, not cool. You know who you are. Still best girlfriend material possible. Has blonde moments.
Well, she's clever, funny, kind, caring, thoughtful and just all around epic- a true epic gamer. Not only is Zoe an epic gamer but she is also a certified therapist. Despite what a Zoe might say when interrogated, they are always therapists, and good ones too. Basically if anything is worrying you, go to her.
Not only this, but she also manages to look epic while doing all of this.
However, she is a bully. Not cool Zoe, not cool. You know who you are. Still best girlfriend material possible. Has blonde moments.
by echhtreme. December 17, 2018


by slutonyou69 July 8, 2010
