wifi tease

(noun) when you piggyback from another's wifi source and it can't make up its mind whether or not it wants to remain an available network. Usually due to poor atmospheric connection or poor signal quality.

Bob: I can't seem to stay connected to Inetgirl. It keeps bumping me off the internet."
Tom: "Yeah, I hear Inetgirl is a real wifi tease around THIS neighborhood."

by notsosure25702 June 29, 2011

Ellipsis tease

When someone starts typing an iMessage, but doesn't send it, the recipient sees an ellipsis before it disappears, then nothing.

Stop being such an ellipsis tease and spit it out!

by lethor August 21, 2013

cook tease

When you promise a girl you'll cook for her so she will sleep with you but have no intention ever making them food.

That guy is a total cook tease, he always says he's going to make me dinner but then we just have sex.

by iwanttotouchyourwords August 6, 2016

Teased off

To get angry, uncomfortable or upset

Steve: I'm getting really teased off!
James: Calm down. Calm down.

by KingofNorway March 21, 2015

Tickle tease

Put both of your pinky’s together and go to town

I used the tickle tease on her last night

by Tickle teaser September 25, 2023

Wing Tease

To make a sound that sounds like a bell ringing to intentionally mislead an angel into thinking it's about to get its wings.

Angela was suppose to get her wings yesterday but when she heard wind chimes that sounded like a bell ringing, she was so agitated that it was a wing tease, she punched me. Yup, she's at the end of the line and I got a lollipop.

by donnthuan23 November 14, 2010

tinder tease

When you make a match on tinder, message him/her and then never hear a response back

I matched with an extremely hot girl; but she turned out to be another tinder tease

by Stinksta May 31, 2016