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Marc

If your name is Marc, 100% g*y and if not, a simp
literally g*y or simp.
This guy is probably named Marc because he is so gay.
by Bien Macabro November 22, 2021
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Marc

Marc is that nigga
Marc is that nigga and he gone rock out over his money
by Marc2Ebk April 22, 2023
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Marc's First Law

A law invented by Marc of The Templin Institute and introduced in the video "The Idiotic Strategy That Always Works (But Shouldn't!)":

"Dumb ideas are implemented all the time often with cataclysmic results. But they're implemented in the first place because there was a legitimate expectation of a positive outcome; these ideas fall within the "Zone of Believability." However some ideas are so clearly bad and consequences so obvious that no sensible person would ever consider them; such ideas cross the threshold into the "Zone of Ridiculousness" and no explanation can ever justify such an idea's inherit preposterousness."

Essentially this law dictates that are 2 categories that a dumb idea fit under: Believable (Reasonable chance of a positive outcome) and Ridiculous (Very high chance of 1 or more bad outcomes), and that any idea that fits under the latter category should be flat-out rejected.
Ship Captain *Gives details on a naval assault plan*
Executive Officer: Sir, there's so much wrong with that plan that it breaks Marc's First Law; I can't even list out every possible way that it could fail!
by KXMR April 4, 2025
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Taking a Marc

Other term for going to the bathroom.
I can't go out right now I'm taking a Marc.
by Ryan beast mode April 25, 2022
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Marc-i

A mishap, or a blunder which involves actions with no common sense whatsoever.
Man, that guy really pulled a Marc-I when he tried to pinch your perineum.
by PlayaMadeKapp August 20, 2022
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marc

a bald ginger with a gap
by giggidygiggidygiggidy September 6, 2020
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Marc

Tall German with big ass shoes who plays games and only tells the truth. His name can be used as a synonym for asshole
Me: Hey I like ur shoes
Him: Fuck off
Me: Wow what a marc
by Kiste511 November 22, 2021
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