An extremely short person who will 97% of the time, stay at 4' 8 feet tall or under for the entirety of their lives
Beau: I will nevver be a tall person like you.
Friend 1: Don't worry, you'll become the tallest in the group one day!
Friend 2: No you wont, it's scientifically proven that there is only a 3% chance you will be taller than 4' 8. And those chances are not in your favour.
Beau: Oh... *enters depressive stages*
Friend 1: Don't worry, you'll become the tallest in the group one day!
Friend 2: No you wont, it's scientifically proven that there is only a 3% chance you will be taller than 4' 8. And those chances are not in your favour.
Beau: Oh... *enters depressive stages*
by Monkeyboy7966 February 9, 2022
Get the Beaumug. Pierre Beau de Loménie is a far right political activist, critical thinker of the free world and conspiracy theorist. He is most famously known for burning the 5G tower near the Haagsche Bos. He is currently facing up to 5 life sentences.
by philippevongruisen November 27, 2023
Get the Pierre Beau de Loméniemug. Stop messing around with Heaux Beau's like Tyrone. He's seeing several women and he's financially broke.
by HeauxBeauDistainer February 27, 2024
Get the Heaux Beaumug. by duckduckCADE December 8, 2019
Get the Beaumug. by YourARealOne March 11, 2020
Get the beau beckermug. 
Beau may just be the hottest man alive.. he is also very loyal to any woman he has and loves her more than anyone. He is typically attracted to women who’s name begins with an R. He values happiness and knowledge over all else. Although he is very smart he does not think so. He believes there’s so much more to know. Looking into his eyes can put you in a trans and looking at his eyelashes will make you want them. He is the type of guy to play clash of clans beside his girlfriend and then get frisky with her 30 minutes later. All in all, Beau is seriously one of a kind and if you have him you should keep him.
by U8A2DAWG9 July 4, 2022
Get the Beaumug.