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Beanis

The Beanis is a philosophy, very difficult to understand to the simple person. But once attained allows you to achieve maximum satisfaction and freedom in your life.
Bro, how’s your Beanis?

My Beanis has been expanding since I was a yute. The power of the beanis is unmatched and I will always follow the ways of the beanis.
by young beanis May 28, 2024
mugGet the Beanismug.

half beanie

Having a condom on halfway and fucking a female. (It looks like a beanie on a dick)
Yo, I heard Tyler half beanied a bitch last night
by Half beanie legend January 23, 2023
mugGet the half beaniemug.

Beanie language

Speaking in the voice of this one video with the macaroni and beeaaaannnnsssss
Person 1: *speaks beanie language*
Person 2: You saw the video too, didn't you?
Person 1: The one where they go ''macaroni with the BBEEEEAAAANNNNNNSSSSSSSSS''? Yes. Yes I did.
by DelShadow1995 July 7, 2022
mugGet the Beanie languagemug.

Beany Eggbert

I'll be back in a beany eggbert

I'll be back in a few beany eggberts
by mattlong December 2, 2023
mugGet the Beany Eggbertmug.

Beanie

Beanie is a nickname for a gorgeous woman. She has the prettiest heart which is priceless, she has the perfect eyes that outshine stars also following a gorgeous smile that brightens everyone's mood when your around her. She has the funniest sense of humor with the best set of emotions with the wide verity of her crazy, weird, cute, stern and all around her loveable self. She has the kindest heart with great compassion, and will get what she wants if she is determined towards her goals. I show my up most appreciation for her and will give her my heart on how much love i will put in to show her, she is perfect in every way, and flawless .
Beanie Could also be worded as perfect, flawless
by Magic storm June 16, 2021
mugGet the Beaniemug.

Canadian beanie

Oh so frothy fromagè of the labial love flaps with a complex thrusty cheese blue vane of sour curtains that suffocates your face and warms your ears.
This hot chick did a Canadian Beanie on me last night and now I have an itchy tongue
by Poxy August 17, 2018
mugGet the Canadian beaniemug.

Beanis

The words bean and penis put together; used to describe how someone is looking
"You look like a beanis today"
by tiKate January 22, 2017
mugGet the Beanismug.

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