Second paged

Referring to something as outdated or irrelevant that it would land on the second page of google.

This meme is so outdated, it's second paged.

This is so irrelevant, you'd find it on the second page of google!

by the7deadlymoods November 13, 2019

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leap second

Leap second is a weird kind of second that is inserted at the end of a random day. During the leap second, the clock will read: **:59:60 (** is relative to where you are). The leap second is inserted to make sure that the clock is in sync with the Earth's rotation. The full list of leap seconds can be found by googling "leap second list".

The leap second is added, and now I can live 1 second longer!!! What will you do in the leap second?

by Kranzy January 10, 2017

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Swayze Seconds

When your coolest friend has a fuck buddy who has fallen for you and allows the relationship to continue with no problem at all. As Patrick Swayze's character in Point Break, "Bodhi," says: "What's Mine Is Yours."

"You guys are like brothers and he let you fuck her?! Man that's "Swayze Seconds" bruh.

by White Boy from Kentucky. June 17, 2009

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sober seconds

when having sex while on the piss didn't feel good enough, and going back for more while sober starts to sound like a good idea

Dani: You did it sober?
Bec: You did it twice?
Tom: You went back for sober seconds?
Macy: *in tears* ...he kept going soft...

by Totallynotarealstory February 27, 2022

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snappy seconds

When someone sends you a saved Snapchat (caption and all) over a different platform, making it obvious the original was meant for someone on Snapchat and you're getting their sloppy seconds.

Taylor must be talking to another girl, he sent me snappy seconds of his dog.

by modern lexicographer January 27, 2023

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