alligator pears

Australian slang for avocado.

I just ate some delicious alligator pears!

by Oswald Petond April 4, 2009

Something in the pear

Absolute Pear
Soda water
Sprite

A little lemonade

A little grenadine

Something in the pear is… Defined as Sweet, yet tart and absolutely amazing…

by Cody Gay July 18, 2023

Pear Hair

A form of guy's bed head. A colic that sticks up and can't be combed down without hair gel or an excessive amount of water.

Hey man, I won't leave my house until I get rid if this pear hair I woke up with this morning. Before I do that, I have to find my hair gel

by Freckle Duncanschnuter September 23, 2014

Pear company

That one fictional company from iCarly and VICTORiOUS.

I wish the Pear company was real...

by HeisenbergFromHitTVShowBrBa June 2, 2021

Pear

a pear is a green (can be red) and is a pretty nice fruit that you eat.

Can you give me a pear
Friend* Sure, they are great, i'll take one too.

by Carl august March 7, 2018

A Psychosomatic Xylephone Inserting Pears In Horoscope-Based Ornaments To Destroy Döppelganger (Xiphoid): The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Psychosomatic Xylephone Inserting Pears In Horoscope-Based Ornaments To Destroy Döppelganger (Xiphoid): The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

Pear shaped

An attempt by females to make a male feel ashamed of their bodies, and that they should all have a V shaped torso like something out of a magazine. Usually an attempt made by the same females who claim that it is the males who try to shame females about their bodies. Trying to make people ashamed of who they are instead of what they look like would be closer to impressive, if you're trying to give somebody else shit about something. Telling them they're an asshole, or a hypocrite, or a faggot, or something they already know about themselves isn't going to be shocking, stunning, or mindblowing. Neither is a story about abuse, since they've been heard so many times they've lost their stun/shock value.

The reality is there's a lot more pear shaped guys in the world than there are V shaped guys in the world, since reality is not like a magazine.

by Solid Mantis February 1, 2021