painting the panda

The act of ejaculating onto a turd in the toilet. Thus turning your “brown bear” into a “panda bear”

Bruh, I beat off on my poop. Painting the panda got me feelin like Picasso.

by akthagod69 March 3, 2019

Fail Panda

A panda that cannot succeed, said about a person that fails in an epic manner. Inability to complete a task.

Glen- "Kaleb just busted his ass snowboarding"
Pete- "Yeah, what a fail panda!"

by Bit Cloud March 14, 2011

Røven the Panda

The most famous Panda in Minecraft, he lives in a jungle house with the boys on one of the best seeds ever in the game. He was created by the Minecraft god himself.

Did u know Røven the Panda is a sexoffender?

by abelorten April 13, 2021

Panda Boo

A term of endearment like Panda Bear, but for your significant other specifically. Implies they are cute and adorable.

I love you panda boo!

My boyfriend is the sweetest panda boo. He's so adorable.

by Lindzalicious September 26, 2009

Panda Gas

When you can't stop cutting some powerful farts after eating Panda Express chow mein

"My panda gas tank is on full at the moment"

by Kappellmeister December 7, 2011

of pandas and people

Retarded creationist/intelligent design textbook in which empirical science is utterly discarded in favor of supernatural explanations, Goddidit idiocy, and other bullshit. This book is supported by creationist dumbfucks who have been know to deny Galileo's heliocentric model.

Creationist Retard: Hey, have you read Of Pandas and People?
Joel: Yeah. My IQ dropped around 30 points, my powers of reasoning have been destroyed, and I am now homeless. Thanks, Creationist Retard!

by of pandas and people January 6, 2009

Red Panda

One of the most goddamn cute animals ever and yet no one gives 2 shits about it because its endangered.

Person 1: yo, you here about the red pandas that are dying out.
Person 2: a fucking wut

by Flippity-Flops December 23, 2018