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Napoleon

Hahahahaha he's doing it to his employees now that is fucking hilarious. If I don't get out you all get pulled in...
Hym "The funny thing about Napoleon is... Nothing. I don't have a joke here. I just need to use the word Napoleon before I hit submit."
by Hym Iam August 21, 2023
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Maid Napoleon

A term for a femboy who is so hot he is like the Napoleon of maids.

A known legend within the Musket Testing Community.
1. Wow! Look at that guy, he's a maid napoleon.
2. Maid Napoleon is the perfect guy for me.
by Brigadunk July 15, 2024
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Napoleon

A slur for nepali people that i made up in the shower 🚿🥹✌️
Yo, Mrinalika yu such a napoleon
by :saskldkd October 1, 2025
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Napoleon

The most badass military general of all time.
“Napoleon was a legendary general. He beat Prussia, Austria, and Britain. He even captured Moscow! Took numerous wars to beat him!”
by RandomUsername2342 February 10, 2024
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Napoleon DynaBomb

When a female takes a shit into a bowl mixing it with blood and the semen of her partner, resembling napoleon ice cream, the bowl is mixed and transferred into a funnel streaming into the females vagina. The female will then queef it out simulating a bomb.
Kyle: Dude, Me and Margot performed the Napoleon Dynabomb.
Arnold: Sweet bro.
by DynaBomber July 13, 2025
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Napoleon Rapist

Typically short, eastern European, and insecure men who project their insecurities on to others. Common behavior includes fighting and sexually forcing themselves on to others.
My nap ended abruptly when the Napoleon rapist jumped into the bed.

The Napoleon rapist wouldn't give me my sweater back unless I gave him fellatio, a sort of quid pro blow
by actd November 4, 2019
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Napoleon complex deluxe

A much more extreme version of the devastatingly debilitating prototypical Napoleon complex, the absolutely crippling Napoleon complex deluxe afflicts only the most terminally insecure sissy manlet boys (dwarfed males shorter than 5ft10) and obviously all turbo-manlets (exceptionally stunted males from 4ft11 to 5ft4). Now not only infected with the lifelong curse of manletism and the naturally resulting Napoleon complex but additionally with a gnawing and ever-present Napoleon complex deluxe, the completely deranged little manlet henceforth stoops so low as to take his inferiority complex-induced manlet cope and manlet rage to new heights of insanity. Driven to madness by manletism and the ravages of his shortsightedness, small-mindedness and his eternal inability to be the bigger man, the Napoleon complex deluxe suffering misanthropic manlet can often be detected as he furiously saws down outdoor basketball hoops under the cover of darkness (and made almost indiscernible by his microscopic size), tearfully howls at the moon beneath underpass clearance signs in the middle of the night and as he chugs down barrels of boost oil brake fluid in the manlet pit behind your local service station in a childishly futile attempt at finally triggering a growth spurt. An infinitesimal Napoleon complex deluxe infected turbo-manlet may be hiding under one of your fingernails at this very moment!
Amelia: Lol, why is Tom "Stop calling me a midget!" Cruise crying his eyes out while balancing on a golf ball and juggling burning matches over there? Layla: It must be his time of the month - clearly his Napoleon complex deluxe is acting up again. Amelia: Manlets, when will they learn?
by ManletDepreciator September 13, 2024
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