pussy kiwi

When a girl uses a Kiwi as a tampon during her period and then uses it as part of abpost-sex gourmet meal for her partner.

My girl made me a pussy kiwi last night and it was delicious!

by Jewish Rape victims April 19, 2017

fork the kiwi

To do IT with an Australian person

Person 1: Yoo I’m gonna fork the kiwi girl
Person 2: TMI dude

by Miss Gurl that is HIDEOUS!😠 June 21, 2021

kiwi couple

A cringe description middle aged couples use. Usually used by older Japanese couples.

"We're a kiwi couple" - couple on WorkAway.info

by __somebody_ June 21, 2024

Kiwi Stamp

When you dip your testicles into green ink and proceed to tap them on your sleeping shipmates forehead. The mark then looks like a kiwi fruit.

When Sailor Jerry falls asleep, I’m gonna kiwi stamp him so hard.

by Sailor Sada July 09, 2021

Kiwi Farms

The Gotham city of the digital relm

Going to Kiwi Farms is like having a death wish

by The keckler 2 owo March 13, 2024

kiwi beer

shitty homebrewed beer made by nasty ass college students

Sharon: did you get some of tri gabba's bathtub beer?
Deborah: hell no, that kiwi beer is vomit inducing ecoli shit. Pass.

by thatswhack August 27, 2017

mr kiwi

An epic gamer who likes to listen to sicko mode and get epic victories on Fortnite

Bro who was that epic gamer last match?
I don’t know, probably a mr kiwi

by Mr kiwii January 28, 2019