Slinky gram

A Slinky Gram Is A Soft Long Dick Pause

Hey Daddy Can I Touch Your Slinky Gram

by Jojomojo December 7, 2023

grams juice

An alcoholic mixed drink originally from Philadelphia consisting of 5-8 shots of Rain brand vodka and monster pacific punch

Dani: “we got liquor? I wanna pregame before the function”

Alice: “yeah they’re making grams juice”

by Sl4ught3rr August 19, 2023

dirty-gram

A letter from your landlord or other legal agency that you're in debt to and it is a notice of cancelation or eviction due to non-payment. Or it could be a summons to court or a served notice that you're being charged with something.

"I'm late on the rent, so it's a matter of time before I get that dirty-gram in my mailbox."

by Cyborg Johnny September 10, 2023

Jamma gram

A gram of drugs that’s usually been dipped or bashed by ketamine

Bruv This is some proper Jamma gram. It’s been dipped by the odur fongas.

by Baydz May 1, 2020

gram hero

Someone seeking “likes”, attention, and/or affirmation by commenting or posting trendy social justice content on social media platforms, specifically instagram, and often on content that is completely irrelevant to wherever the hero is trying to steer the conversation.

Random person: “Here’s a picture of my dog.”
Gram hero: “Trump is a dog, amiright? Someone please like me.”

by CrèmeDream June 22, 2020

Slam for a gram

Drug whores that get fucked for a gram or less

"Hey, she'll slam for a gram!"

by Webster Bick October 15, 2020

The Fitness Gram PACER Test

The FitnessGram PACER Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.

The test is used to measure a student's aerobic capacity as part of the FitnessGram assessment. Students run back and forth as many times as they can, each lap signaled by a beep sound. The test get progressively faster as it continues until the student reaches their max lap score.

The PACER Test score is combined in the FitnessGram software with scores for muscular strength, endurance, flexibility and body composition to determine whether a student is in the Healthy Fitness Zone™ or the Needs Improvement Zone™.

There is no way to legally say The Fitness Gram Pacer Test unless you read out the entire description randomly at a public gathering.

by Sandwich_Pog December 16, 2021