Glory Goblin

Any male posing as a female to give men oral sex though a Glory Hole.

David was in disbelief after finding out he was serviced by a Glory Goblin and not a female.

by PMitrano January 15, 2016

goblin core

It’s an aesthetic, like cottage core but more, chaotic. Some would call someone with this aesthetic a ‘hoarder’ but to us it’s just collecting, we collect anything that gives us joy wich can be shells, buttons, mushrooms, bugs, trinkets and other things others would call trash. “one mans trash is another’s treasure”. The fashion is usually oversized ugly sweaters ,corduroy pants and boots. This aesthetic also contains a love for frogs and bugs.

person 1: why is that person running around looking for mushrooms?
person 2: It’s for the AeStHiC, ever heard of the qUiRkY gremlin core bitches?

(i’m goblin core , sorry if that was rude it was only a joke)

by phrog:) March 30, 2021

shitty goblin

Shitty Goblin: To present your unclean anus and buttocks to an unsuspecting partner’s or friend’s face while they are sleeping. Worse than a tea-bagging.

The ‘Shitty Goblin’ derives its name from the real possibility of going blind from a shit infected eye.

Olden times slang from Birmingham, UK (specifically the Jewellery Quarter district).

I awoke to the sight of my boyfriend’s unclean anus and buttocks being thrust towards my face. I had been ‘shitty goblined’ (I.e. shitty go blind).

by BrumHoleSlang June 12, 2020

brown goblin

a person who shits in mysterious places but can never be caught in the act of doing so.

i hope we catch that brown goblin before he strikes again.

by blockrader September 3, 2009

Cerb goblin

Since standard income is here to stay, those who never return to work and opt to stay on standard income will be referred as Cerb goblins.

"yeah I get it he's got a new Moncler, jokes on you girl he's a cerb goblin"

"An army of Cerb goblins surviving on weed, videos games and porn until the end of time".

by skarleetch January 28, 2021

lady goblin

A lady who survives on eating ass. A female ass goblin.

Last night I was tongue deep and asked my wife for a lady goblin...

by agoblin November 7, 2017

Wobble Goblin

A very large woman whose physical appearance is similar to that of the magical creature known as the goblin.Due to the enormous size of the Wobble Goblins thighs, it then must wobble to move.

Lorenzo: Holy Fuck!
Igor: What?
Lorenzo: We're going to be at this light for a while waiting for that giant fucking Wobble Goblin to get her big nasty, babboon ass across the street.

by FckFck October 26, 2010