An activity where a group of friends drive around in the country listening to Jack Johnson music and smoke marijuana
by The H-town Crew October 20, 2007

an amazing place where you meet lots of coolgood looking people that you normally wouldn't have known. on a cruise you can enjoy the sun and have fun with the new friends taht you meet from al over the world that you could have never met anywhere else. cruises change your life...
i went on a cruise ship and made five really good friends that i have known for about a year and they are amazing.
by that red head October 16, 2006

Tom Cruise tom krooz
1. A person or persons who refuses to admit they are homosexual.
2. The act of hiring a homosexual prostitute.
1. A person or persons who refuses to admit they are homosexual.
2. The act of hiring a homosexual prostitute.
1. That Michelle Rodriguez is a real Tom Cruise,she should get with Ellen.
2. I think I will go on a tom cruise,because I need some gay lovin.
2. I think I will go on a tom cruise,because I need some gay lovin.
by BookerP November 6, 2006

synonym for stupid ass scientologist mother fucker; really gay actor who stared in top gun; synonym for gay
by Poopeater December 26, 2006

by Traveling Bob July 30, 2006

Guy 1 walks into washroom: It smells horrible in here!
Guy 2: Sorry, I just took a porcelain cruise.
Guy 2: Sorry, I just took a porcelain cruise.
by Alex CK September 24, 2008
