by DT-FTL March 25, 2021
Get the zoom helpmug. What your school does for quarantine school. It makes you addicted to your phone and computer. It also drives your teachers crazy because no one unmutes. Also, you don't learn half the stuff you're supposed to. Also, it makes everyone develop intense social anxiety. So basically, your average school thing.
Kid 1: hey, I think I'm in your spanish class
Kid 2: yeah, same period too? Cool, see you in zoom class!
Kid 1: omfg I don't want to unmute what if people think my voice sounds weird??
Kid 2: aaaaaaaaaa mee toooooo! Zoom classes suckkkkkkkk
Both: just text the entire rest of the class and don't say anything (or learn anything
Kid 2: yeah, same period too? Cool, see you in zoom class!
Kid 1: omfg I don't want to unmute what if people think my voice sounds weird??
Kid 2: aaaaaaaaaa mee toooooo! Zoom classes suckkkkkkkk
Both: just text the entire rest of the class and don't say anything (or learn anything
by that band/drama/nerd/crazy kid November 8, 2020
Get the Zoom classesmug. two men of heighten status of respect for one another where one engages in sexual intercourse with a hoe as one bro livestreams it over Zoom to avoid FOMO while he is stuck during the pandemic
Carter: This girl is DTF and is coming over tonight
Cole: Bro hell yeah you gotta let me know how it is
Carter: Dude we are Zoom Bros, I wouldn't let you miss out on this
*Carter sends the Zoom link*
Cole: Bro hell yeah you gotta let me know how it is
Carter: Dude we are Zoom Bros, I wouldn't let you miss out on this
*Carter sends the Zoom link*
by zoomin with the groomin January 26, 2021
Get the Zoom Brosmug. A derogatory word towards generation Z; referring to a person who is of generation Z as inept, narcissistic, egotistical, ignorant, low self esteem, obnoxious, self absorbed, self victimized, and suffers from mental illnesses such as boarder-line personality disorder.
You hear that zoom head yap his/her trap?
The only life experience that zoom head has, is his/her phone.
I don’t trust zoom heads in the kitchen, as they don’t follow sanitary protocol, if any, like washing their hands thoroughly.
How many times do you need to repeat yourself to that zoom head, fire him/her.
That zoom head keeps showing up late, always on his/her phone, and moves slowly.
That zoom head struggles to identify with their own sexuality, let alone identity.
Be careful, if you lay it to that zoom head hard enough, he/she might end up committing suicide.
These zoom heads run out of so many ideas, they look back towards the 80s, and 90s.
The only life experience that zoom head has, is his/her phone.
I don’t trust zoom heads in the kitchen, as they don’t follow sanitary protocol, if any, like washing their hands thoroughly.
How many times do you need to repeat yourself to that zoom head, fire him/her.
That zoom head keeps showing up late, always on his/her phone, and moves slowly.
That zoom head struggles to identify with their own sexuality, let alone identity.
Be careful, if you lay it to that zoom head hard enough, he/she might end up committing suicide.
These zoom heads run out of so many ideas, they look back towards the 80s, and 90s.
by Zoom Head February 22, 2021
Get the Zoom Headmug. n. the louder-than-normal voice you use during video calls or conference calls. speaking with your zoom voice for extended periods wears your voice out faster than you might expect for just "being on a call." refers to Zoom, the video conferencing application that became even more widely popular during the covid-19 pandemic and widespread shelter-in-place of 2020.
by kibody July 4, 2020
Get the zoom voicemug. An animated adventure comedy web series created by Thomas Ridgewell (who also made asfdmovie), which follows the crazy adventures of Lucy, Ben, and Kate!
"Man, I fucking love Crash Zoom, it' s so fucking funny, it makes me want to merge without looking!"
- Hummer Driver
- Hummer Driver
by RogerADFan98 July 2, 2022
Get the Crash Zoommug. by Funk April 29, 2020
Get the Zoom Tuxedomug.