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zombie crotch

The name given to any man or woman whose crotch emits a stronger than socially-acceptable odor, even after a vigorous and thorough cleaning. The only logical conclusion would be that they are actively rotting.
"I was having sex last night with that guy I met last week and I discovered he has a zombie crotch! With every thrust a terrible blast of air slapped me in the face!"
zombie crotch by kenny rodgers November 24, 2013
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zombie flu 

When you have the flu or a cold that is so bad you feel like the walking dead.
I didn't have a 24-hour bug, I had Zombie Flu.
zombie flu by AnnieBanannie May 18, 2014

Zombie Flipping 

Zombie Flipping is a term used to describe the "high" induced by mixing the drugs Krokodil and bathsalts. Side effects include rotting flesh and an insatiable hunger for human faces. Also known as "itchy-tasty" and and "Droppin' Dahmers".
Klyde: "Holly Buggering Bumble bee's Roger! Paul's chewing off his own bloody arm! has he gone MENTAL?"

Paul: "Nope, stupid bastards been ZOMBIE FLIPPING again, he's got a cravin for the ole' itchy tasty."
Zombie Flipping by Eddie IZM December 10, 2014

Zombie drug 

A Drug turns you into a zombie. how fun does that sound?
Zombie:erghhhhhh
Guy: You took the zombie drug hm?
Zombie: I guess so.
Zombie drug by kEVINHAERT December 8, 2017

Zombie toke 

Feds pulling up so you gotta smoke the whole zoobie in one pull cos you a cat.
Damn homie the feds be pulling up.

Oh shit then let me zombie toke this bitch
Zombie toke by Zombiemode420 October 18, 2018
When one goes to hook up with a girl, but only eats her out and then leaves
Bro how'd it go last night with Ashley...Not very good I just Zogbied her

Hey things with you and Jarrod heated up a little last night, anything happen..yeah he zogbied me it was amazing
Zogbied by MoreGrilledChicken April 18, 2019
Someone who uses a lot of drugs, drugs makes you mindless thus the name zombie
Nigga you is a zombie

I’m a zombie
Zombie by Rf Laglame April 24, 2019