Your mom

Lots of yo mama jokes

who the heck is that?
Your MOM!!!

Dude, yo mom is so fat she makes the moon look like a midget.

by Cheetah_speed119 July 19, 2019

your mom

the funniest thing in the whole entire world and the best comeback for everything

"hey what are you doing tn?"

respond with "Your MOM!!!!!!!!!!" #EPICGAMERMOMENT

by super funny sunny October 9, 2021

Your mom

A. the person who raised you

B. The person who left you on the door step of the orphanage

C. My drug dealer

D. The most clevor come back of all time...(sarcasm)

Can you ask your mom if she has my cocaine that I need to buy

by The old lady at the orphanage February 10, 2014

Your mom

That fat hoe in the kitchen always taking bites out of your pop-tarts

"Wheres your mom?"
"In the kitchen baken my pop-tarts."
"Can I have a bite?"
"NO!"

by _ThatDonaldTrumpyBoi_ December 17, 2018

Your mom

Gay

A human being:your mom is gay
Someone with a mother that is not gay:no u

by JacrispyFriedChicken July 2, 2018

Your mom

Your mom is a fucking dick

Dude, your mom!

by RAIL ME HARDER March 5, 2022

your mom

a "rad" or the worst word to say in front of grown-ups

(kid 1) what should i eat today?
(kid 2) your mom!
(kid ) you suck .

by super killer September 29, 2018