just like your dick

Useful comeback for when somebody says something that irritates you

^ Dude, that phony charm routine you use on women...it don't work anymore
> Yeah, just like your dick
^ Hey!

by thurb April 16, 2023

your penis (aka your dick)

it's basically your second brain but you do worse decisions about it

your penis (aka your dick) is just weird than your whole life in 15 years.

by peterparkerpizzatime October 28, 2022

Sticking your dick in the fountain

Raising a needlessly grim or depressing fact in conversation.

“Why are you sticking your dick in the fountain by raising cancer?”

by ONCTrain December 5, 2023

Rolling off your dick

Variations: "Rolled my dick off"

The act of retracting your dick while having sex and putting the foreskin on her entrance first. Afterwards thrusting forwards to let your dick roll off into the vagina.

Example use of "Rolling off your dick":

Person A: We didn't have sex man, she was very tense down there.
Person B: Damn dude, rest-in-pepperonies, didn't you roll of your dick into her?
Person A: Nah man, i'm circumsized.

by M33S February 13, 2023

your dick is bigger than mine

if you are told this, they mean that you barely have balls or have no balls for shit

sidney: “Tanisha, talk some sense into that bitch.”
tanisha: “Ok—“
judi: “Get off my dick!”
sidney: “Yeah, your dick is bigger than mine.”
natalie: “Stop!!!”
sidney: “Nasty ass bitch.”
judi: “You wish..”

by rayneptune June 2, 2022

decimate your dick december

After the grueling 20 days of November you get to decimate your dick the whole month of December, yes, even on Christmas with the fam.

Hey man, Its decimate your dick December, c'mere big boy.

by CowlickIsPog November 4, 2022

Put your dick in it

Used when someone cooks a meal that taste delicious. Used in the same fashion as “put your foot in it”.

“Damn this ziti slaps! You put your dick in it”

Sturdy McGreengo

by Sturdy McGreengo November 16, 2021