Using testosterone rather than your brain by buying the biggest baddest item just for bragging rights rather than usefulness, such as buying a 6 burner grill when you’re only cooking for yourself or buying a chainsaw with a 48 inch bar just for cutting the occasional small tree.
Guy 1: why are you shopping with your dick? You would never use that.
Guy 2: I just want it for shits and giggles.
Guy 1: Your money pal, not mine.
Guy 2: I just want it for shits and giggles.
Guy 1: Your money pal, not mine.
by Thefanman July 6, 2022
Get the shopping with your dickmug. This is for all of the delusional or he's ur man but he's not ur man yet girlys. Or gays ig..
Free pass to suck his dick all month without any problems
(Mans with quotation mark bc he's not ur man...get help)
Free pass to suck his dick all month without any problems
(Mans with quotation mark bc he's not ur man...get help)
by Victoria #1 Beastie October 2, 2023
Get the Suck your "mans" dick monthmug. by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Your Mother Sucks Dicks And Wishes She Died For Poetry<.7.9.7.6.>mug. Don't fuck your coworkers. Don't date your coworkers. And especially don't do any of that with your boss
by jimmyjiggler July 11, 2024
Get the Keep your dick out of your mailboxmug. sidney: “Tanisha, talk some sense into that bitch.”
tanisha: “Yes—”
judi: “Get off my dick!”
sidney: “Yeah, your dick is bigger than mine.”
natalie: “Stop, stop—“
sidney: “Nasty ass bitch.”
judi: “You wish..”
tanisha: “Yes—”
judi: “Get off my dick!”
sidney: “Yeah, your dick is bigger than mine.”
natalie: “Stop, stop—“
sidney: “Nasty ass bitch.”
judi: “You wish..”
by rayneptune June 1, 2022
Get the your dick is bigger than minemug. by Kiciot January 2, 2022
Get the you look like you get no bitches on your dickmug.