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xander

a doofus but 90 precent sussy baka and is 2 precent strong
omg xander is a sussy baka and is weak and is a dumb dumb
by doof my goof November 3, 2021
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Xander

Xander is usually a depressed smartass with a hatred against humankind, but he's handsome, and has a unique sense of humor. In a public setting Xander is usually the quietest of them all, if you can even get them to leave their home to socialize. Xander is brutally honest as well, but will always splash in words of encouragement afterwards. Xander is a good friend if you can get them to stick around.
"Damn have you seen Xander at all lately?"
"Nah, I thought you might have"
"I miss that guy, he's pretty chill."
"Yeah."
by youkoo96 October 1, 2020
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Xander

Xander is a sexy guy. He looks a lot like Bellamy from the 100 season 1 🤣. He is strong brave and overall a fucking sexy ass guy. A Xander should ask out a Lane because more than likely she likes him. These two are the perfect match! He is a fucking hot guy who should stop being shy and ask out his crush!
A Xander looks a lot like Bellamy from the 100 season 1 🤣
by 11908 September 7, 2021
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Xander

English pronunciation of the Spanish word "Sancho."
Tim was labelled as "Xander" as he never used the front door, only the back.
by JQuazzaaa January 14, 2021
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Xander

Xander loves pissing in his grandmas mouth and is really fat and runs around the school naked while injecting himself with tren he is also diabetic so after he runs around naked he runs to the lunchroom naked and twerks all over the food making it unedible then he punches graysen in the face then twerks on him
xander loves piss
by Sannegro445 May 5, 2025
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Xander

a dark sense of humor coupled with witty remarks. L may be his favorite word. kind of an asshole, sweet and sincere when he needs to be. attractive but only when he tries to be. kind of a player. can never fix his hair.
friend: OUCH
Xander: dude what happened?
friend:i fell!
Xander: L
by Smyleisdumb November 29, 2022
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xander bierhaus

Hot and sexy individual who is really good at yoga and enjoys long walks on peoples daves
Xander bierhaus. Wow

Xander.
by Bigpehehe February 16, 2023
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