by doof my goof November 3, 2021

Xander is usually a depressed smartass with a hatred against humankind, but he's handsome, and has a unique sense of humor. In a public setting Xander is usually the quietest of them all, if you can even get them to leave their home to socialize. Xander is brutally honest as well, but will always splash in words of encouragement afterwards. Xander is a good friend if you can get them to stick around.
"Damn have you seen Xander at all lately?"
"Nah, I thought you might have"
"I miss that guy, he's pretty chill."
"Yeah."
"Nah, I thought you might have"
"I miss that guy, he's pretty chill."
"Yeah."
by youkoo96 October 1, 2020

Xander is a sexy guy. He looks a lot like Bellamy from the 100 season 1 🤣. He is strong brave and overall a fucking sexy ass guy. A Xander should ask out a Lane because more than likely she likes him. These two are the perfect match! He is a fucking hot guy who should stop being shy and ask out his crush!
by 11908 September 7, 2021

by JQuazzaaa January 14, 2021

Xander loves pissing in his grandmas mouth and is really fat and runs around the school naked while injecting himself with tren he is also diabetic so after he runs around naked he runs to the lunchroom naked and twerks all over the food making it unedible then he punches graysen in the face then twerks on him
by Sannegro445 May 5, 2025

a dark sense of humor coupled with witty remarks. L may be his favorite word. kind of an asshole, sweet and sincere when he needs to be. attractive but only when he tries to be. kind of a player. can never fix his hair.
by Smyleisdumb November 29, 2022

by Bigpehehe February 16, 2023
