Wyoming

the act of wyoming indicates one is beginning to wyom.

i started wyoming at 4 in the morning today.

by CementSandwich July 06, 2022

Wyoming

It doesn't exist

Man: yo I went to Wyoming last week
Girl: *dabs*

Man: *dies*
Girl: pog

by EdoYoshi June 09, 2021

Wyoming

An empty field the size of a U.S. State with a population of 34.

“Hey, where do you want to go when you grow up?”
“Anywhere except Wyoming.”

by BeanLover69 February 15, 2024

wyoming whooping cough

When a girl accidentally sends your spunk down her windpipe instead of swallowing it. This will cause her to cough profusely as she tries to expel the man sauce from her lungs.

Dude I came too hard and gave Kassidy Wyoming Whooping Cough. She was sick for hours.

by FiringShotsAgressively December 27, 2015

Wyoming tubing

For a person to shit in someone elses asshole, then for the shitter to brutally fuck the hole.

"Can we do a round of Wyoming tubing?"
"What the fuck?"

by slappybullworm January 31, 2025

Wyoming wind tunnel

Pinching a woman's labia shut, and blowing her vagina full of air, then slowly letting the air escape, to create an extended pussy fart .

Well son, your moms mad as hell, because I gave her a Wyoming wind tunnel this morning !!!

by Pudknocker March 18, 2016

Wyoming Ranch Hand

When a cowboy strips down to just his boots and hat, finds a fresh load of cows shit, and proceeds to jerk of and cum on said cow patty. He then gets up and two step dances around the jizzed on cow shit while yelling Yee Haw!

I was bored out on the range, so I pulled off a Wyoming Ranch Hand to pass the time

by The cocks July 19, 2022