Richard Woods

A name that means homosexual and very hairy down in the pubic area, usually smelling of ball sack and or wieners. A Richard Woods usually wouldn't shower or take care of anything to do with personal hygiene before going out in public.

Wow that guy over there should be named Richard Woods!

by I R SMURT February 13, 2015

Delta Woods

A bunch of teachers that are burnt out faggots and that only come to teach because they need a pay check to afford icy hot, so that they can go home and fuck them selves, while watching horse porn.

Delta woods teachers conversations:

Teacher 1: Yo what should I do with my paycheck?
Teacher 2: I don't know. Go fuck yourself maybe?
Teacher 1: Great Idea!
Teacher 2: How your class going

Teacher 1: define special ed
Teacher 2: a bunch of retarded kids
Teacher 1: There your answer

by PeenMan13 May 24, 2019

pimpin in the woods

Acting like a thug/pimp/playa in a rural setting

"We were pimpin in the woods, we were blowin out our tires" --Skin on "What it's Like EP

by J. April 2, 2003

Dont kanye me or ill chris brown u and tiger woods ur mother

Dont mess with me or ill whup ur ass and fuck ur mother

Kid 1: Ur a fatass
Kid 2:Dont kanye me or ill chris brown u and tiger woods ur mother
Kid1: Ok My bad dude im sorry

by BigBoiBurney February 17, 2010

the woods

A prison slang for the white inmates.

"Whiteboy, you better get the fuck out of my face and get back in the woods."

by sonuvagun September 27, 2005

Seminole Woods

A rural equestrian neighborhood in Central Florida considered to be for very wealthy people only until relative standards were raised by the Central Florida housing boom and fancy subdivisions in Chuluota. Kids living there are either sheltered (helped by being surrounded by woods and many rich white retirees) or have escaped past their 5 acre lots and golfing parents into the drug and STD-infested town of Geneva.

I heard the kegger was in Seminole Woods

by Keli Clawnz July 7, 2008

Sporting Woods

The erections that Jim Nance and Johnny Miller produce whenever they are able to work Tiger Woods name into a golf tournament broadcast. Which is, of course, whenever possible.

Jim Nance: Tom Watson hurt his elbow on the 6th Hole.
Johnny Miller: Tiger Woods has elbows.
Jim Nance: The elbows of a champion as a matter of fact.
(off camera)
Johnny Miller: Are you pants getting tighter?
Jim Nance: Oh Yeah, we're sporting woods!

by Fist of Fury April 12, 2008