Dirty Wizard

A dirty wizard is the act of a male having anal sex with a female while she is shitting (as seen on macory.com). He then pulls his dick out and slaps her in the face japap with his dick while yelling "flippendo!" "expelliarmus!" or any other incantation mentioned in the Harry Potter series.

"Expelliarmus!"

...Haha, now you have shit on your face after that dirty wizard

by Mr. Scrotes April 23, 2010

Wizard

A person who does magic stuff and knows how to cast spells and whatnot.

Child 1: "Hello good Sir!"
Wizard: "Greetings."
Child 2: "Are you a wizard?"
Wizard (points his wand at Child 1): "Hocus Pocus!"
Child 1(screams then disappears into thin air): "AAH!!!"
Child 2: "Wow!!! So you are a wizard!"

by idefinestuffyoudontknowabout February 9, 2023

Wizards of Waverly Place

The ONLY show I can stomach on Disney Channel.

Person 1: Did you watch Wizards of Waverly Place last night?
Person 2: Yeah and surprisingly I didn't need the bottle of Pepto Bismol I keep on my nightstand for Disney Channel shows.

by omgwtf16 June 28, 2009

Washington Wizards

A team with a lot of talent and promise. With the signing of Gilbert Arenas in 2003, the Wizards became better, and in the year 2005, Arenas, with the help of Antawn Jamison and Larry Hughes, made the playoffs for the first time since they were the Bullets. The following year, they repeated their playoff berth, but were ousted in the first round. As I'm writing this, they are near the top of the Eastern Conference.

As for the team's name, this franchise had to change its name in 1997 because its former name, the Bullets, carried a violent connotation (during the 1990s, Washington DC was dubbed the "murder capital" of the United States).

I never would have guessed the Washington Wizards would be at the top of the Eastern Conference at this point in the season. Gilbert Arenas has been on fire; he dropped 50 points again!

by KGthaMastah December 13, 2008

Demons&Wizards

Lead Singer from Blind Guardian (Hansi Kürsch) and Rythmn Guitarist, Back Up Vocalist of Iced Earth (Jon Schaffer) One kickass Power Metal group.

by Lord Mediocrity April 14, 2003

Sticky Wizard

While receiving oral sex from a woman, you oragasm on her face and proceed to draw a lightning bolt on her forhead using your semen.

"She wanted to see the new Harry Potter movie on our date, I brought her back to my place instead and gave her a sticky wizard."

by zooyorker8364 October 5, 2009

Wizard Sleeve

A vagina with hanging labia. Many Felmales have it and if you do you shouldn't feel self conscience about it because it's completely normal. And all the people writing that its disgusting on here should feel ashamed of themselves because They're probably just making completely normal people feel shit about themselves.
if you have written on here that its bad then look up cunt to find out what you are.

An example of some one with a wizard sleeve is probably some one you know and like.

by my names already used August 5, 2008