wisconsin white

they can be nice people but they are emotionally and sexually repressed, and they refuse to dance at weddings. they generally study something that has to do with logic. they are usually religious, and they usually blush a lot.

"that dude is so boring. he's so quiet and wisconsin white."

by alfiejay4lyfe May 20, 2016

Wisconsin Weinerparty

Slang also used for a party with only homosexual Men when they have anal sex.

Hey i had a Wisconsin Weinerparty last night!
Nice, hope i am inside you next time.

by big dicc marty October 27, 2020

Wisconsin Drunk

"Sweating curds, racist words and punching nerds." Wisconsin drunk is widely known as a night which involves extreme inebriation which ends with a morning of bounced checks, tears and regrets.

Gawd almighty, Dave is Wisconsin Drunk!

by Joseff Smirk July 25, 2022

Wisconsin Wraparound

When a person reaches around someone from the side or behind them to jack off their penis. Often times it is done as a form of belittlement or degradation.

Hey did you see my buddy Trey give Josh the ol Wisconsin Wraparound? It really put him in his place.

by balla holla February 6, 2023

Wisconsin Plain

A Wisconsin Plain is the act of meditation in the presence of a random individual, while proceeding to masturbate and make direct eye contact with said individual. Creating an unpleasant and emotional damaging situation for everyone involved.

I am currently on a Wisconsin Plain..
It smells like a Wisconsin Plain in here!
I witnessed someone do a Wisconsin Plain while I was in jail and was scared shitless!

by Strappy CoCo August 23, 2022

Wisconsin Churchill

What is created when a bunch of lactose intolerant people gather in a chapel, eat a fuckton of cheese, and then, over the span of many hours, shit out a mountain of feces at the center of the church (anal sex sometimes ensues)

My friend told me what a Wisconsin Churchill was and now we don't speak anymore

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Wisconsin petite

a sarcastic term used to describe a person or a thing that clearly is not considered petite except by those with delusional opinions or Andre the Giant.

Anne is 5'10 and weighs 180 lbs but considers herself petite. If she's any kind of petite, she's a Wisconsin petite.

by pooblius October 12, 2016