Wisconsin Slurpee

Drinking sauerkraut and Yoo-hoo from a Wisconsin man's anus.
The Kayes left the party early because his wife was yearning for a Wisconsin Slurpee.
by Running4ck April 15, 2023
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Wisconsin petite

a sarcastic term used to describe a person or a thing that clearly is not considered petite except by those with delusional opinions or Andre the Giant.
Anne is 5'10 and weighs 180 lbs but considers herself petite. If she's any kind of petite, she's a Wisconsin petite.
by pooblius January 30, 2016
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wisconsin white

they can be nice people but they are emotionally and sexually repressed, and they refuse to dance at weddings. they generally study something that has to do with logic. they are usually religious, and they usually blush a lot.
"that dude is so boring. he's so quiet and wisconsin white."
by alfiejay4lyfe May 21, 2016
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Wisconsin Sandwich

When a couple uses an electronic throw blanket between their bodies while spooning during this subzero time of year.
You could make a Wisconsin Sandwich during the summer, but it wouldn't be as enjoyable.
by T-J-Rizzo January 05, 2018
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Wisconsin Taco

I was cooking with Barbara last night, I bent her over and gave her a Wisconsin Taco
by THERADICALDUDE June 10, 2017
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Wisconsin Churchill

What is created when a bunch of lactose intolerant people gather in a chapel, eat a fuckton of cheese, and then, over the span of many hours, shit out a mountain of feces at the center of the church (anal sex sometimes ensues)
My friend told me what a Wisconsin Churchill was and now we don't speak anymore
by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019
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