Smart, confident,independent, cocky, woman who has a opinoun/answer/remark in response to another's attitude or another's choice of words that might come across the wrong way to someone when speaking the truth about their behavior. The Wise Bitch doesn't give a shit what that person's opinion or feeling to her response is bc she's just speaking the truth of the matter.
Steven says " Katrina why didn't you turn the damn air conditioning on can't you feel that its hot as hell in here?" Katrina says " No I can't tell it's hot in here I thought it was winter time...of course I know it's hot as hell but I wanted you to feel what it's like to burn in hell with the rest of the assholes." Truth be told thats how that WISE BITCH is feeling at that moment.
by WiseBitch1 June 26, 2020
by BangerbroXD June 10, 2022
Jojo the Wise is always the wisest person you know, having knowledge on many topics excluding the opposite gender. He is very fast and also likes men.
by Fungal Crustacean July 15, 2021
a. an adverbial phrase used in anecdote or storytelling that states a condition of present knowledge of a currently or previously explained event that once unknown to the storyteller or person speaking.
b. Another way of saying "We (I, he, she, they, etc) now know....
b. Another way of saying "We (I, he, she, they, etc) now know....
by Mpress427 January 03, 2008
bro 1. we should go party
bro 2. its the temporary pleasures that will give you permanent suffering
bro 1. you good? i think you got wise man syndrome
bro 2. its the temporary pleasures that will give you permanent suffering
bro 1. you good? i think you got wise man syndrome
by smelly booger 123 May 09, 2024
by ERESAW March 14, 2021
A highly-desirable status attainable in one of three ways:
(A) Early to bed, early to rise (although tubby prune-faced ol' Benny didn't seem to "benny-fit" noticeably from THAT load-of-crapola wisdom --- just look at him, 'specially in his later years! So "frankliny", l wouldn't exactly count on this practice to produce all that much in the way of satisfactory results)
(B) Three easy steps: (1) Fake a feeling of illness "healthy" when you go to have your regularly-scheduled checkup. (Extra points if you have Obamacare.) (2) Hire a lawyer whose specialty is hospital/physician-related issues, and file a multi-million-dollar malpractice suit against the doctor who prescribed the incorrect/unnecessary medicine/treatment for your supposed malady that you turned out not to have, after all "wealthy". (3) With your ill-gotten windfall, retire to a private island in the Caribbean and spend a majority of your time studying all the great learned-writers' books Wise".
(C) Become a medical-malpractice lawyer YOURSELF! (Note: Extra points if you **don't** have ObamaCare!)
(A) Early to bed, early to rise (although tubby prune-faced ol' Benny didn't seem to "benny-fit" noticeably from THAT load-of-crapola wisdom --- just look at him, 'specially in his later years! So "frankliny", l wouldn't exactly count on this practice to produce all that much in the way of satisfactory results)
(B) Three easy steps: (1) Fake a feeling of illness "healthy" when you go to have your regularly-scheduled checkup. (Extra points if you have Obamacare.) (2) Hire a lawyer whose specialty is hospital/physician-related issues, and file a multi-million-dollar malpractice suit against the doctor who prescribed the incorrect/unnecessary medicine/treatment for your supposed malady that you turned out not to have, after all "wealthy". (3) With your ill-gotten windfall, retire to a private island in the Caribbean and spend a majority of your time studying all the great learned-writers' books Wise".
(C) Become a medical-malpractice lawyer YOURSELF! (Note: Extra points if you **don't** have ObamaCare!)
Pre-med student: I'm not sure I wanna spend my whole life workin' with blood 'n' guts every day.
Medical professor: No worries, Son --- with all of da greedy "healthy, wealthy, and wise" fortune-seekers out there nowadays, you'll likely be spending more time in the COURTroom than the emergency room, and so your daily routine will be far more broken up and less tedious than the doctors of yore hadda endure!
Medical professor: No worries, Son --- with all of da greedy "healthy, wealthy, and wise" fortune-seekers out there nowadays, you'll likely be spending more time in the COURTroom than the emergency room, and so your daily routine will be far more broken up and less tedious than the doctors of yore hadda endure!
by QuacksO February 23, 2017