Wilbursexual

Someone who is obsessed with Wilbur Soot

Oh sorry but, she’s Wilbursexual

by I’m a virgin May 4, 2021

Wilbraham

A town of turtles pooping in your backyard, and squirrels that you know were on the Geico commercial.

Did you see that deer grazing in our yard? He's definitely from Wilbraham

by lilya_scottech June 21, 2009

wilburton

A shitty town located near the bottom of Oklahoma, it's filled with Crackheads, Drama, and Shitty weed.

Guy 1: hey guys do y'all know where I can get meth?

Guy 2: yea man if you go to Wilburton you can find some.

by WilburtonOklahomaSucks January 1, 2018

Wilder

Wilder is an english unisex name.

Hey Wilder, are you coming to the picnic on saturday?

by beugnf March 6, 2018

Wilbur

A poser or a kook; someone who thinks they know it all, but really is clueless; a person who pretends to be something they are not; someone who adheres to the 'fake it 'till ya make it' mentality, but then never makes it; someone who carries a surfboard to pick up chicks at the beach, but can't actually surf; someone who tries to benefit from prestige or status associated with a stereotype without actually contributing to that stereotype; usually a lurp or lackey who thinks money and a stolen image can replace actual experience.

Wilbur: "Hey bebeh, I totally worked that tube like Kelly Slater. Did you see that cut I pulled on my boogie board, Duder?"

Chick: "Nuh-uh. But I really like your O'Neil wetsuit and your RonJon rash guard. And those three fins on your board are cute. You must 'boogie board' all the time. Do you use sex wax or wax-boy wax?"

Wilbur: "Uh... wax boy? Hey, you're kind of pretty - can I get your phone number?"

Real Surfer: "You aren't even wet yet. Get away from my Betty, freakin' butt-crumb Wilbur."

by PhattyD September 16, 2013

wibber jabber

to play with your balls

Frank likes to wibber jabber all night long

by ben jenkins April 11, 2004

Wildered

Confused and similar to being bewildered but not as serious a problem.

My dad has poor hearing and is often wildered by simple conversations.

by Downvoting Victim January 1, 2022