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Diddle whisper

When one wants to discretely evacuate the bladder through the diddle
Tom says to Sarah, "I need to diddle whisper."

Sarah says "You can whisper in my ear."
Tom then proceeds to flop out his cock and pisses in Sarah's ear, much to her dismay.

He then places a finger to his lips..."Shhh...."
by Captain Catsquid April 20, 2018
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man whisperer

A beautiful intelligent woman that can train men and make them obedient to her. Men instinctively respond to her natural dominance and want to please her because she is so beautiful.
by Mr. Bickle October 10, 2012
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buddy-whisperer

One who's thirst has allowed him/her transcended the level of mortals and can sense the shape and size of dicks.
I saw that dudes bulge and knew exactly how big he was. Trust me on this i'm a buddy-whisperer
by Jahwatcher May 15, 2015
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Silent Whisper

A hot steam or serious wind that blows out of a woman's vagina. It only comes around once in a while and when it does, a man must fight for his life to get as far away from it as possible because, as the legends say, a man who walks through a Silent Whisper gas cloud can die from the gas's destructive chemical reaction to testosterone.
Hey man, can I crash at your place for a few days? My girl just got the Silent Whisper and I can't be in the house until it blows over.
by Boy Wilson June 15, 2018
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whispering wizard

a small smoking device that when smoked allows the faint voice of the old whispering wizard to guide you in your every day life.
simon: yo matthew get the whispering wizard involved!
matthew: ahhhhhh the whispering wizard!
simon: dude, whats he saying?
whispering wizard: hello boys ooooooohhh be careful for cars!
simon and eades: NICE!
by simon the snake eater February 28, 2009
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Chick Whisperer

You are a ladies man, You know what the girls want and you help your boys or friends get a girl.
Hey my friend's a pussy so I gotta use my Chick Whisperer skills to get her to notice my friend.
by Leng Moua January 14, 2009
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Shit whisperer

A plumber or someone who works in a related occupation such as effluent or waste management.
I had a blocked toilet so I rang the shit whisperer and he came over and fixed it.
by Write Stuff December 21, 2010
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