swiss whisper

A term to define something pathetic or small, coined by Chris Fleming in his 2020 video “You All Slept on Klobuchar”

Taping down your B-cups and putting a duvet over your Swiss whisper of a nose does not trick me, Zelda.

by Mike Reynolds December 17, 2020

Man Whisper

The hot whisper of men (or women)

you: i love when harry whispers to me
friend: man whispers are so sexy

by ge0rg3w@shingt0n January 22, 2022

whisper in the willows

When a person blows a cool gentle breeze into you butthole

Bro , Elmo just gave me a whisper in the willows and it was fantastic!

by Lord_Erne July 15, 2021

whispering wizard

a small smoking device that when smoked allows the faint voice of the old whispering wizard to guide you in your every day life.

simon: yo matthew get the whispering wizard involved!
matthew: ahhhhhh the whispering wizard!
simon: dude, whats he saying?
whispering wizard: hello boys ooooooohhh be careful for cars!
simon and eades: NICE!

by simon the snake eater February 28, 2009

Silent Whisper

A hot steam or serious wind that blows out of a woman's vagina. It only comes around once in a while and when it does, a man must fight for his life to get as far away from it as possible because, as the legends say, a man who walks through a Silent Whisper gas cloud can die from the gas's destructive chemical reaction to testosterone.

Hey man, can I crash at your place for a few days? My girl just got the Silent Whisper and I can't be in the house until it blows over.

by Boy Wilson June 15, 2018

straight whisperer

A gay man who can speak to a straight man about his attraction to said straight man without spooking him, causing him to flee.

"Jon always seems to be surrounded by hot straight guys. He's a real straight whisperer."

by straightwhisperer March 24, 2010

Shit whisperer

A plumber or someone who works in a related occupation such as effluent or waste management.

I had a blocked toilet so I rang the shit whisperer and he came over and fixed it.

by Write Stuff December 21, 2010