what the fuckness

a term used to describe the what the fuckocity of a situation!

The "What the fuckness" in her eyes was priceless when she saw four midgets fucking a cow who was fellating a U.S. senator.

by Vincent Patrick February 25, 2008

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit

What modern mumble rappers say when they can't think of words that rhyme for their song. Also what 5 year old kids say randomly when they get mad.

takashi 6ix9ine: "Diddly dacky, smacky whacky"

Lil pump: "frack in a mack back whack slack sniddly tack"

Mother: "Sorry johnny, no minecraft for today"

Johnny: "What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit"

by VYDEOS September 26, 2021

what the ladies want

Everything and nothing. Just take a few minutes to think about that and you'll get the point.

It is impossible to know what the ladies want because they can't even make up their own fucking minds for a change.

by AYB October 9, 2003

What the heck

What little kids, Youtubers who don't want to get demonetized, and parents when they're around their kids (you know, the ones mentioned a couple of words ago) say instead of what the fuck.

Person 1: What the heck!
Person 2: STOP SWEARING ON MY CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER YOU, YOU, YOU MEANIE!
Person 3: Oh my god savage

by PancakesRule September 1, 2019

what the balls?!?

same meaning as wtf.

dude we totally saw a porn together.

what the balls?!?

by mazimaz June 30, 2008

what the quan

a family friendly term for WTF/WTH, usually used when something surprising or strange happens. Is also used in the same context as most "what the..." phrases.

Man 1: *pulls out a bag of dead cockroaches* guys. look at this!
Man 2: WHAT THE QUAN?!
Man 3: what the quan is 'what the quan'?

by antant August 22, 2009

What The Penis

Instead of using What the Fuck, What The Hell, or God dammit. Jus simply say What The Penis.
If yu been called gay, well Your not what the penis.

On any Sentence really that pisses you off.

You: Dude What The Penis

by funnymkan101 October 16, 2009