shotgun wedding

A marriage that is forced upon a couple usually by the parents of the bride due to either an unplanned pregnancy or pre-marital relations.

Sarah Palin publicly announced her daughter's shotgun wedding in September 2008.

by superlazy October 20, 2008

wednesday warrior

Wednesday warriors are the people who go out and buy new comic books every Wednesday.

Person: Ugh.... why do you buy comics every week?
Warrior: Don’t question the ways of the Wednesday warriors friend.

by QKeegan October 17, 2019

cocaine wednesday

Getting fucked up on coke because it's Wednesday.

'Hey guys lets get some bags?'
'Why?'
'Because it's cocaine wednesday'

by Caesar C XV April 19, 2015

wedgetarian

(1) One who ONLY wears wedges or espadrilles
(2) One who ONLY gives "wedges," the abbreviation of "wedgie"
(3) One who simultaneously ONLY wears wedges or espadrilles and ONLY gives wedgies

A wedgetarian predator must have violated me last night! My undies are up my butt and my favorite wedges are missing!

by Ninalena April 7, 2009

Black Wednesday

Nov 22nd Day in Chicago where all the students come home from college for the holidays ; the Biggest College Party night of the year.

Wow im getting so drunk black wednesday that im getting carried to my car.

by domorro November 11, 2008

Wedding Chicken

An entree, typically served at lower budget wedding receptions and/or catered functions, consisting composite chicken masquerading as chicken breast and typically smothered in gravy or some kind of sauce to hide the fact that it is both bone dry and disgusting.

Friend 1 "How was Megan's wedding reception?"

Friend 2 "The band was nice but the wedding chicken they served was so terrible we all went to Outback Steakhouse afterwards to get the taste out of our mouths!"

by DDJudge May 18, 2011

wet wedge

when he cums in your ass and you cant shower at his house so you pull your panties up into your ass to prevent leakage

you came in me and now i have to give myself a wet wedge

by jerry longdick sanders September 2, 2017