Warding off jelly James is a dangerous and difficult game to play, but it is certainly worth it in the end as you get to keep your jelly 😊
Here is a 4 step process on how to keep away that disgusting pussy eater that people call Jelly James:
1. Never show any fear, he feeds off of it.
2. Make sure you have a pineapple, 6 screws, duct tape, your Nan’s knickers, your neighbours microwave, and a random baby you found in an unsupervised stroller.
3. Combine all of these items together, and launch it at jelly James using a marshmallow launcher you made in year 1
4. YOU DID IT!!!! Jelly James won’t come back for at least the next 10 seconds
Here is a 4 step process on how to keep away that disgusting pussy eater that people call Jelly James:
1. Never show any fear, he feeds off of it.
2. Make sure you have a pineapple, 6 screws, duct tape, your Nan’s knickers, your neighbours microwave, and a random baby you found in an unsupervised stroller.
3. Combine all of these items together, and launch it at jelly James using a marshmallow launcher you made in year 1
4. YOU DID IT!!!! Jelly James won’t come back for at least the next 10 seconds
A step by step guide on how to repel disgusting bitch hoes who eat pussies and jelly… Together! Lets teach people how to ward off jelly James for good!
by LivDaHedgeHog August 28, 2023
Get the How to ward off Jelly Jamesmug. 
A beautiful girl who was raised right by a wonderful mom she is being loved by the most wonderful boy that loves her for her and shes not afraid to show who she really is and she don't change for nobody and she wont change for no one no matter what
by Adian neslon April 27, 2017
Get the hailey wardmug. What you call a local aging female who trades sexual favors for work on commercial fishing docks.
The nickname for the smell of fish bait in the summer heat
The nickname for the smell of fish bait in the summer heat
Wow you smell like Jessica ward
Oh that’s to bad she’s a Jessica ward type of girl
Im aging poorly like Jessica ward
Jeanie if you don’t watch your actions you will get a reputation as a harbor hog or Jessica ward
Oh that’s to bad she’s a Jessica ward type of girl
Im aging poorly like Jessica ward
Jeanie if you don’t watch your actions you will get a reputation as a harbor hog or Jessica ward
by Lookatdezmelons November 19, 2021
Get the Jessica wardmug. The act of telling your mates that you will go out with them, and then pulling out at the last minute, once they have committed
by nodramacanefarmer January 25, 2016
Get the pull a wardmug. Dean ward is a horny and tiny human being who dreams about cian coughlans sister. also the most racist and worshipper of adolf hitler the main man himself and stalin
by maddie mcann April 19, 2018
Get the dean wardmug. Example of how it's used in a sentence:
Person 1: Who's that character in Oppenheimer?
Person 2: That's John Gowans as Ward Evans, shrouded in atomic mystery, man!
Person 1: Who's that character in Oppenheimer?
Person 2: That's John Gowans as Ward Evans, shrouded in atomic mystery, man!
by courtofowls September 4, 2023
Get the John Gowans as Ward Evansmug.