doodle wankers

when you accidentally make a life threatening or highly dangerous act

Oh doodle wankers! I just ate this rat poison!

by Thiccyicky February 27, 2022

Joshua Wanders

Joshdub’s first and last name.

..but where did he go?

Person 1: Yo, Do you know where Joshua Wanders is?
Person 2: I don’t know Joshua Wanders.

by MichaelsHoles January 26, 2023

billy-wanger

When an elderly lady touches a giraffes “cock” with her cold cold hands

Oh look, that zoo keeper just done a billy-wanger

by Th3 auth0r April 27, 2023

Faith Wagers

An extremely HOT woman

my girl is so faith wagers

by loving husbbant October 20, 2025

Cheese Wanger

Being an idiot of the extreme cheese dick variety

Finley stop being a cheese wanger

by Carvel Basel January 19, 2026

pair of wankers

An astounding pair of master steel makers from Wales who have the *occasional* wank

Don't be fooled though.. these pair are the best love making beasts the valleys provides

Send that ladle out you "you pair of wankers"

by Tartsssss September 12, 2017