man walk

When bros go on a walk to talk about stuff. Usually it is about chicks, but it depending on events that has happened recently. It is considered a sacred event.

Bro 1: Guess who's house I was at yesterday?

Bro 2: Dude, we need to go on a man walk.

by Fresh Bread February 16, 2010

Walking Escalator

n. A person who is unable to perform simple tasks and rendered to be virtually retarded.

My father gave me a toothbrush for lunch telling me to eat fresh. God damn walking escalator.

by MyBassIsSlippery May 30, 2018

airmax walk

High stepping while walking in order to avoid dirtying up a new pair of nikes.

While walking thru the grass derek did the airmax walk. Heel to toe.

by Drock Markert November 11, 2013

nothing walk

a walk around a room, office, or work area with absolutely no point, in search of nothing and for no reason whatsoever.

This term originated after a nosey, mediocre manager failed to discreetly watch her employees work, while in fact she did nothing herself all day.

My boss is a micromanager and frequently takes a nothing walk around the office to check up on her employees.

by Amcynn10 July 8, 2010

Walk it down

To calm down, pipe down, take a breath, STFU.

You're all buzzed on sugar and you're annoying me. You need to walk it down bro.

People with these new iPhones today need to ... walk it down.

by SetecX June 27, 2010

Walking Piss

When one walks down the street, usually drunk, and urinates as he walks (usually for the amusement of his buddies/mates). The true walking piss is done without the aid of hands, a feat that is perfectly feasible as long as one isn't hung like a field mouse. Extra points are earned if the individual doing the walking piss executes it in an area in which pedestrians are present. The general rule of the walking piss amongst pedestrians is that if YOU don't look down at your dick, nobody else will either.

Yo, check out Chewy- he's gonna rip a walking piss right by that outdoor café .

by Sloppy7ths January 15, 2009

Grease Walk

The unfortunate walk to get a fresh roll of toilet paper immediately after defecating. Typically, a grease walk is required when the person defecating fails to ensure an adequate supply of toilet paper in advance of the defecation. The resulting walk to refill toilet paper is accompanied by a greasy smearing feature occuring in the buttocks as a result of the fresh, unwiped feces.

I took a dump last night only to discover the toilet paper roll was empty. I had to grease walk down the hallway to retrieve a fresh roll. It was disgusting.

by Eddie Quesadilla July 3, 2020