Walking Piss

When one walks down the street, usually drunk, and urinates as he walks (usually for the amusement of his buddies/mates). The true walking piss is done without the aid of hands, a feat that is perfectly feasible as long as one isn't hung like a field mouse. Extra points are earned if the individual doing the walking piss executes it in an area in which pedestrians are present. The general rule of the walking piss amongst pedestrians is that if YOU don't look down at your dick, nobody else will either.

Yo, check out Chewy- he's gonna rip a walking piss right by that outdoor café .

by Sloppy7ths January 15, 2009

Grease Walk

The unfortunate walk to get a fresh roll of toilet paper immediately after defecating. Typically, a grease walk is required when the person defecating fails to ensure an adequate supply of toilet paper in advance of the defecation. The resulting walk to refill toilet paper is accompanied by a greasy smearing feature occuring in the buttocks as a result of the fresh, unwiped feces.

I took a dump last night only to discover the toilet paper roll was empty. I had to grease walk down the hallway to retrieve a fresh roll. It was disgusting.

by Eddie Quesadilla July 3, 2020

airmax walk

High stepping while walking in order to avoid dirtying up a new pair of nikes.

While walking thru the grass derek did the airmax walk. Heel to toe.

by Drock Markert November 11, 2013

Walk it down

To calm down, pipe down, take a breath, STFU.

You're all buzzed on sugar and you're annoying me. You need to walk it down bro.

People with these new iPhones today need to ... walk it down.

by SetecX June 27, 2010

Gerk Walk

A fire song created by a Jewish, Korean and Indian guy.

"All your shit fake, nigga that's a gerk walk
Real nigga bitch I'm a custom, you a default"
"반지가 무거워서 내 걸음은 gerk walk
Young ninja off the Goop and I'm through the booth"
"Everybody who a human do the gerk walk (Yuh)
Everybody who assuming that we gerk yuh (Gerk)"

by ParagonIsABadName January 19, 2022

Walk Left

a term for either having sex with the opposite gender, or desiring to do such.

duder 1: You walk left with Sally yet?
duder 2: Naw, she walks right with women now... Lesbians...

by krumptacular January 18, 2010

Elvis Walk

n: a lunge-type walk is practiced, often with sudden leg movements, in order to shake out a wedgie, front wedgie, or a Sticky Situation. Name comes from the type of dance Elvis Presley did on stage.

Jim had a rather annoying wedgie, so he worked at it with an Elvis Walk until it came loose

by Whoopsht October 9, 2011