Wine Corking

When you insert your balls into someones asshole and forcefully remove them making an audible popping noise , similar to a wine cork being popped. PS be sure to lube up before attempting.

She loves it when she hears the popping from my wine corking skills

by lil boi blue September 3, 2016

bovine wine

Defined as a glass of fresh cows milk.

"After last night I had way too much alcohol so tonight I'm just having the bovine wine."
"What the hell is that?"
"You know, 'moo juice'..... milk"

by MrMagnesium January 5, 2014

Sangria Wine

When a female pleasures herself by putting a fruit inside her vagina while on her period.

-"What's the weirdest way you've masturbated yourself?"
-"I once did the Sangria Wine."
-"Yeah, that's pretty weird..."

by ptfxix October 8, 2018

wine sneeze

The act of sneezing after or during wine consumption. End result is splatter the shade of Merlot on your person or a friend.

Brittany: "oh man, what's all over my shirt"
Jenny: "yo, that looks like a wine sneeze"

by WineRanger June 13, 2014

Pass the wine

When Madonna and Cardi B take interest in something new and profess their enormous knowledge on the subject across social media, triggering a chain phenomena. This results in household interest causing household members to take interest in the topic and express their new found interest by meeting with others who are now too newly interested. This results in social gatherings that include wine drinking. Laughs on the topic take place by these novices on the subject and they say to each other during the experience “Pass the wine” in a nonchalant manner.

Saturn and Jupiter come close together and a celebrity posts about it. Next thing everyone’s sisters and mothers are posting and talking about it and telescopes on Amazon hit all time sells. Now this groups of people gather together and pop open a bottle of wine. Next thing they are giggling and talking about how the event reflects on their life situation. Then one says: “Ohhh pass the wine” while giggling.

by CryoCrew December 22, 2020

Stunted wine

Wine that has been left out in the air long enough to be oxidized

Matt walks into the room and days "stunted? What the fuck does that mean?

Pablo says "stunted wine means Wine that has been left out in the air long enough to be oxidized"

Matt says " oh I understand now. That is still a dumbass way to say stale wine."

by Aguro December 22, 2019

Wine Tourista

A Wine Enthusiast who loves wine and tours various Wine Destinations to explore, taste, sample, enjoy and experience wines from different countries and appellations.

I just explored Napa and Sonoma California as a Wine Tourista for 5 days.

by mrlite December 25, 2010