Greet the Day

"Greeting the Day" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. "Greeting the Day" is when you lay your member across the snooze bar of an unsuspecting slumberer and patiently await their clumsy caress as they reach for another 7 minutes of sleep.
And Shakti said unto his pupil Apernam, "As the red sun rises in the east, and the snow geese have landed in the pond, so too shall you Greet the Day."
by Boatbutter September 8, 2008
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Day Job

The talentless job you're currently working for just to make money, while in the process of following the career path you are working on and that you actually really want.

Like a musician that wants to be a rockstar, he/she works at a cafe or some place just to get some cash in the meantime, because they're not actually rockstars yet.
Guy 1: So dude, are you a rock star yet?
Guy 2: NOPE, not yet. But in the mean time, I'M OFF TO MY day job!
by coolbeans007 February 27, 2011
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T-days

Guy 1: Is that a Monday, Wednesday, Friday class?
Guy 2: No, it meets on T-days
by Schnappoulop February 20, 2013
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Days of the Week

Monday – Damn, Monday’s suck!
Tuesday – At least it’s not Monday!
Wednesday – The week is half over!
Thursday – Is it Friday yet?
Friday – Thank God it’s Friday!
Saturday – I did WHAT last night?
Sunday – Damn, tomorrow is Monday!
Use these definitions as you see fit.
by TheMan August 24, 2004
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Homework Day

A holiday observed by students worldwide on the last day of a break, when all work assigned are not done yet due to procrastination. Students with senioritis may refuse to observe this holiday.
Today is Homework Day, but I'm not gonna do any work because I'm a senior. I will be playing Doodle Jump all day because I need to stop being a Doodle Scrub.
by Chenimal January 3, 2010
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inbetween days

Days that arent good and arent bad, but you still need something.

A day where you are missing something or someone.
"Today is my inbetween day."

"I don't really like inbetween days."

"I really like the cure song, Inbetween Days."
by Nicole Moore January 11, 2009
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P Days

A person in week one of bootcamp in the navy, P-days are the processing days where you learn that it is ACTUALLY possible to fall asleep standing up and that no matter what you do, it's wrong. You also learn what a knife hand looks like pointed straight at your throat while you quiver in your newly issued PT gear with your valuables sock sticking out of your sweatpants and your go fasters on your feet. Welcome to hell recruit.
In summary, P days: Literally the worst week of your life you'll ever experience

Senior div RCPO"Hey you see that baby div that just checked in? Remember when our eyes looked that dead?"
Senior div Yeoman *shudders with the thought of being in P-days*
by Thatgingerkid November 30, 2014
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