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bitch wax

A really smelly ointment bitches use to make themselves look more beautiful. Think organic exfoliating creams and other expensive products.
by bitch12hoe April 9, 2015
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Snack'n Wax

Wax which is retrieved from your dogs ear with your finger and then offered to him/her as a treat.
My dog, Codie Blue, loves snack'n wax as a treat
by BubberM June 21, 2011
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Mustache Wax

A godly substance that can only be used by the right person. If not used by the

right person, things may go seriously wrong. Mustache Wax itself feels like vasiline, and can only be bought with Swedish currency, krona.
Hey can I get some Mustache Wax?

NO! You are not worthy!
by Touchdown My Pants November 5, 2014
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wax dancing

Dancing on a wax floor. Sometimes people will put talcum or some other kind of slick substance, like wax, on a floor to minimize friction and allow shufflers to move around without much resistance. One can also put the given substance on the bottoms of their shoes.
If it wasn't for the idea of wax dancing, doing the moonwalk on that floor would be rather difficult.
by mr dude December 14, 2008
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Wax dab

Dab of wax
We need to go take a wax dab
by Jimmy neutron 2000 March 19, 2019
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wax the smack

The act of masturbating, much like beating the meat, spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, etc. Made famous by Nostalgia Critic, a popular film reviewer
Nostalgia Critic: "as Peewee Herman Hey kids, crack is wack, but wax the smack. So whack off everyday!!"
by Quitopher June 5, 2017
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wax museum

"wax museum" can be used as a metaphor for the past, memories, or nostalgic events
I just can't get over my past marriage, feels like I'm living in a wax museum.
by The Wildcard January 6, 2014
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